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An excellent way of finding out things about yourself that even you didn’t know
Budgie ………….. A bird born to suceed. :lol:
Denial : sitting in the hole you dug for yourself.
Progress : climbing out of the hole and walking away.
Closure : coming back and burying that w a nker in it.
What lonely hearts ads really mean :lol:
Adventurous : Slept with everyone
Athletic : Flat chested
Compassionate : Cries all the time
Considerate : Neurotic
Contagious smile : did too much coke in the eighties
Highly educated : Left school at 16
Light drinker : Drinks all time while daylight
Emotionally secure : Spends at least £150 a week on therapy
Fun loving : Loud and annoying
Generous : Broke
New age : Never waxes
Open minded : Desperate
Outgoing : Embarrassing
Passionate : Drunk
Seeks soul mate : Stalker
Spontaneous : Always late
Tactile : Needy
Voluptuous : Fat@susieq wrote:
What lonely hearts ads really mean :lol:
Adventurous : Slept with everyone
Athletic : Flat chested
Compassionate : Cries all the time
Considerate : Neurotic
Contagious smile : did too much coke in the eighties
Highly educated : Left school at 16
Light drinker : Drinks all time while daylight
Emotionally secure : Spends at least £150 a week on therapy
Fun loving : Loud and annoying
Generous : Broke
New age : Never waxes
Open minded : Desperate
Outgoing : Embarrassing
Passionate : Drunk
Seeks soul mate : Stalker
Spontaneous : Always late
Tactile : Needy
Voluptuous : FatYou dont happen to work in a library do you? :lol:
@gazlan wrote:
@susieq wrote:
What lonely hearts ads really mean :lol:
Adventurous : Slept with everyone
Athletic : Flat chested
Compassionate : Cries all the time
Considerate : Neurotic
Contagious smile : did too much coke in the eighties
Highly educated : Left school at 16
Light drinker : Drinks all time while daylight
Emotionally secure : Spends at least £150 a week on therapy
Fun loving : Loud and annoying
Generous : Broke
New age : Never waxes
Open minded : Desperate
Outgoing : Embarrassing
Passionate : Drunk
Seeks soul mate : Stalker
Spontaneous : Always late
Tactile : Needy
Voluptuous : FatYou dont happen to work in a library do you? :lol:
No Gaz she’s just clever. :wink: :lol::lol:
@eve wrote:
Orgasm.
Something i think I may have heard of once :?
Orgasm
something you read about in cosmopolitan
SusieQ wrote:What lonely hearts ads really mean :lol:Adventurous : Slept with everyone
Athletic : Flat chested
Compassionate : Cries all the time
Considerate : Neurotic
Contagious smile : did too much coke in the eighties
Highly educated : Left school at 16
Light drinker : Drinks all time while daylight
Emotionally secure : Spends at least £150 a week on therapy
Fun loving : Loud and annoying
Generous : Broke
New age : Never waxes
Open minded : Desperate
Outgoing : Embarrassing
Passionate : Drunk
Seeks soul mate : Stalker
Spontaneous : Always late
Tactile : Needy
Voluptuous : Fat[/quoteAll that and you didnt reply to my ad lol
FRIENDSHIP
A safe in which to keep your secrets. A net to catch your fall. Someone who always defends your honour, when your not there at all.
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