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  • #434717

    eve

    Children

    The light of your heart, the pain that breaks it and the smile that mends it

    #434718

    Arachnoleptic fit:

    The frantic dance performed just after you’ve walked through a spider web!

    #434719

    Penis & Pr ick?

    A penis is fun , sexy, & satisfying ( well in theory :lol: )

    A pr ick is what a penis is attached to !!!!!!!!

    :lol:

    #434720

    Argument:

    A discussion that occurs when you’re right, and continues until the other person realises it.

    #434721

    A Mother:

    Someone who has photos in their purse where her money used to be

    #434722

    Frustration:

    A one armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls

    #434723

    DIVORCE :

    Postgraduate in School of Love.

    #434724

    BABY-SITTER:

    A teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers. :lol:

    #434725

    TATTOO:

    Permanent proof of temporary insanity.

    #434726

    Tact:

    For people who arent witty enough to be sarcastic

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