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Sex
the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
Orgasm.
Something i think I may have heard of once :?
Shag:
To a smoker, it’s a type of tobacco; an American, it’s a type of dance; to some a carpet and, to many, it’s just a remote possibility.
Singledom:
About 2 miles from Loneliness, around the corner From Depression, right next to Boredom in the land of Night Time DIY!!
@jen_jen wrote:
COOKING:
Something men believe to be putting things in microwaves or burning to a cinder on the barbeque…preparation? that’s not cooking, that’s womens work!
then why are best professional cooks men lol
andy yokos views
a fine example of irony
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Strength :
The ability to break a bar of chocolate in to 4 pieces with you’re bare hands an only eat 1 piece!
FRIENDSHIP
A safe in which to keep your secrets. A net to catch your fall. Someone who always defends your honour, when your not there at all
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