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    OK . . . so what witty sayings do you know as an alternative defintiton of words!

    Selfish:

    Being sha gged all night with a 2″ todger then being kissed goodbye in the morning with a 9″ tongue :lol:

    #434688

    eve

    Unfair.

    Friends who buy u choocy when its lent !

    #434689

    do you mean like when annette says your on iggy but then keeps sticking sly comments in

    oh and pete im only putting this here so you can have a go cus annette thinks your a hero for telling me off all the time

    #434690

    @thin ice wrote:

    do you mean like when annette says your on iggy but then keeps sticking sly comments in

    oh and pete im only putting this here so you can have a go cus annette thinks your a hero for telling me off all the time

    What ???? I dont know where you get that one from .. fgs

    One day , you may just grow up , and stop making things up in that stupid little head of yours . :roll:

    #434691

    Moving swiftly back on thread :lol:

    BATHROOM:

    A room used by the entire family, believed by all, except Mum, to be self-cleaning

    #434692

    COOKING:

    Something men believe to be putting things in microwaves or burning to a cinder on the barbeque…preparation? that’s not cooking, that’s womens work!

    #434693

    TOMORROW:

    One of the greatest labour saving devices of today

    #434694

    YESTERDAY:

    Somewhere to lay the blame for everything!

    #434695

    annette

    some one to wipe your feet on

    #434696

    Thin Ice

    n.
    1.A castrated man employed as a harem attendant or as a functionary in certain Asian courts.
    2.A man or boy whose testes are nonfunctioning or have been removed.
    3.Informal. An ineffectual, powerless, or unmasculine man.

    I’d be going for option 2 or 3 without a doubt

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