@sir Actor wrote:
And you’d give Freddie (my fly) a good home?
And would you promise to keep him away from that Venus flytrap of yours?
I’ve re-potted Sven
I even collect rainwater (thank goodness for the British summer)
Hes produced lots of babies and we chat daily
I tell him my problems and he nods sagely and says *there, there*
I’m more concerned with Freddie eating Rupert tbh