It is a scientific fact that all evil stems from France.
As all know here, I am a raving homosexual. Homosexuals come from France, so I’m not being racist or offensive when I say all French people should be gutted with a rusty blunt spoon, alive, before being hanged above a pit of spikes, then dropped. It is my right. As a proud gay Britisher.
The French are evil. They tried invading us. They talk in a different language (a sign that they are devil-worshippers). They drink wine (when all know men are supposed to drink bitter). If we killed all the French, the entire world would be so happy, so ecstatic, it would come together to celebrate, Islamists & Christians would put aside their differences to embrace a new world of peace, without the stink of garlic & snail-breath polluting our atmosphere.
Anybody who disagrees with the above statement is a French gay-gay who drinks lager instead of proper beer because they’re terrorist b*stards.