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@The Chief Inspector wrote:
@blackkettle wrote:
why are you giving this air head space and time
A homicidal maniac on the loose in Forum 3 is a very serious matter indeed, Blackkettle. I politely request, that if you have nothing intelligent to add to the investigation, then you go boil yourself. Evaporation, my dear Blackkettle, is the better part of valour in your case.
my dear your not very profess …………ohh why bother
Only 19 a day I’m slacking :wink:
Whats a lud btw :?
@The Chief Inspector wrote:
It is with much sadness that I announce the unfortunate and untimely death of Forum 3 stalwart, Superteddiesue.
Superteddiesue’s demise came at the recent annual Teddy Bear’s Picnic where it is believed a particularly vigorous, and energetic sex session with fellow Forum 3 member, ‘Rob not 47 or 49,’ resulted in the stuffing being knocked out of her.
Post mortem results have revealed that the cause of death was a nasty, one inch tear to the groin area which resulted in severe haemorrhaging leading to a fatal loss of polyester.
An emergency call was made to the local Teddy Bear Hospital but despite frantic attempts to stem the flow, Teddymedics were unable to save Sue.
A spokeman for the Teddy Bear Guild commented, ‘we thought bears were safe since the arrest, conviction and subsequent incarceration of Goldilocks, but it seems that we now have a new enemy on the block. My advice to all female teddy bears is not to go down in the woods today – or indeed on any other day – as you may be in for a nasty surprise.’
Another Hoseason character?
It’s tall then this lud and its yours hence the M’ When you say way above can you give some kind of height approx doesnt have to be exact
Oh and well done with the quotes a marked improvement keep up the good work
Pete keep up the good work you are one heck of a funny bloke :lol: . Yes halleluiah a small miracle has happened i have risen from the dead to haunt you the one sad toss pot uk pilot/uk sneaky you cant keep a good teddie down
you could have waited till Easter superteddie
@pete wrote:
Oh and well done with the quotes a marked improvement keep up the good work
I have looked at your police records Pete – your mugshot in your posts flatters you.
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