Well SOMEBODY must have done the business with him. You can’t all complain about him calling, visiting, texting, MSNing and so on unless several of you have shagged him (either separately or all together).
He has been given real names, addresses, telephone numbers and so on – apparently by a whole load of female Forum 3 users, presumably in the hope and expectation that he will pop round and service them.
Now come on …. don’t be shy … own up.
Look I’ll make it easier for you all. I hear tell that UP Pilot actually turned up at one female Forum 3 member’s home (by invitation of course and specifically for a shag), and she was such a porky minger and her home was so smelly that he did a smart about turn and naffed off.
Now, would the lucky lady care to step forward and tell us all about her ‘escape’?