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It is with much sadness that I announce the unfortunate and untimely death of Sneaky UK, aka UK Pilot.
It is believed that Sneaky was lured to his death by the ‘Guild of Sad and Delusional Women’ – the most feared cult of dildo worshippers ever.
Sneaky’s death was particularly brutal – police have said he was battered over the head by a 15ft sofa in a 12ft x 8ft room. The blow rendered him unconscious and post mortem resultshave revealed that the fatal cause of death was asphyxiation by a carpet snake – the draft excluder type.
Sneaky’s body was found in a cess pit. Police believe he was killed in a nearby hovel. His last words were thought to be, ‘wipe my feet on the way out.’
Oh dear it looks as if I’m joining the others in the better place. I think my death was more likely to be from the acrid stench than from the sofa. Maybe if I’d worn wellingtons the crap on the floor wouldn’t have penetrated my shoes and I may have escaped the draught excluder snake (The only one I saw BTW) I think if Snakes where EVER living here they would need to be rescued even the Rats had suitcases packed as I entered the Black hallway over the fitted carpet which for some strang reason was fitted in bits here & there. Well I suppose when on Benefits priorities like a PC and Broadband connection are more important than a Clean, vermin infested Hovel.
When I write my own obitary it will include a list of ALL the sad deluded females I had the displeasure to meet in JC so who ever is writing this SH1T you do me no harm .
@ukpilot wrote:
When I write my own obitary it will include a list of ALL the sad deluded females I had the displeasure to meet in JC so who ever is writing this SH1T you do me no harm .
I disagree and believe that you are seriously hurting. You are hurting or you wouldn’t be commenting.
Why call the females you have, supposedly, met deluded? Why calling them names like cripple ? I dare say you have called them worse in private chat. Is it possible that you actually never met any of them in person? Is it possible that they are nice people away from the computer?
I would like to suggest that you put on your anorak, take your model aeroplane and enjoy the autumn of your life and if you really want to get your leg over, get a hooker.=D>
Why OH why ……. are us women of JC the best thing since sliced bread (almost anyways ) …
Right up until someone pushes a situation where we either have to say ‘No thankyou!’ or ‘Grow up!’ ???
Pilot people like you hun are why most of us females become stand – offish! You are bordering on obsessive.
(and I’d bet good money you started this thread in yet another alias!I aint as blonde as I look ya know :D )
@The Chief Inspector wrote:
……the Guild of Sad and Delusional Women – the most feared cult of banana worshippers ever.
see, this bloke gets it . . . . .
: o )
Let (toy) aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crêpe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.WH Auden
Sneaky/ Uk Pilot ?? What on earth you ben up to ? lol
:D :shock: :o :lol:
Pilot you’re not worth W H Auden :roll: You’re not even worth Pam Aryes sweetie
@toybulldog wrote:
@The Chief Inspector wrote:
……the Guild of Sad and Delusional Women – the most feared cult of banana worshippers ever.
see, this bloke gets it . . . . .
: o )
funny as fook you are!
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