IMPORTANT NOTICE
Due to the immense interest in the visit of Derek to Ugo’s house it has been decided to set up a viewing grandstand directly across the street. It will of course be camaflaged to look like a row of parked cars as we wouldnt want to scare Derek off on his first visit.
Pats will be serving light refreshments and snacks and PB has been recruited as the official JC photographer.
The Belgium branch of the jacksh*it 17 squad had been called in to disrupt the event but unfortunately they have been sent on a European wild goose chase by one of their “comrades” and were last seen eating raw chicken stolen from some distant Lithuanian farm in an effort to survive.
Complete silence will be called for upon Dereks arrival and after their eyes have met for the first time any cries of *chase me, chase me*… *get your co*cks out for the girrrrrrrrls* or *give him one for me slaphead!!!* will be SEVERLY frowned upon……..
only by Ugo……. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: