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@tinks wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
Dear Santa
Your fat, red a rse won’t fit down my chimney.
love,
Panda
:shock:
I haven’t got a chimney
Ha! all is not lost Tinks. I remember being told that Santa is magic and can get through the smallest spaces, even keyholes! I told my daughter this and scared her rigid, so much so she stuffed all the keyholes with playdough before she went to bed with a note to tell Santa to leave her presents in the porch….. so funny!
:) :) :)
Teapot
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@tinks wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
Dear Santa
Your fat, red a rse won’t fit down my chimney.
love,
Panda
:shock:
I haven’t got a chimney
Ha! all is not lost Tinks. I remember being told that Santa is magic and can get through the smallest spaces, even keyholes! I told my daughter this and scared her rigid, so much so she stuffed all the keyholes with playdough before she went to bed with a note to tell Santa to leave her presents in the porch….. so funny!
:) :) :)
Teapot
:shock:
……….but what’s buggin me is…….if he can’t get in who’s eating the carrot and mince pie???@mrs_teapot wrote:
@tinks wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
Dear Santa
Your fat, red a rse won’t fit down my chimney.
love,
Panda
:shock:
I haven’t got a chimney
Ha! all is not lost Tinks. I remember being told that Santa is magic and can get through the smallest spaces, even keyholes! I told my daughter this and scared her rigid, so much so she stuffed all the keyholes with playdough before she went to bed with a note to tell Santa to leave her presents in the porch….. so funny!
:) :) :)
Teapot
That reminds me of a friend and her daughter…she couldn’t understand why, as Christmas was getting closer and closer, her 4 year old daughter was getting more and more anxious and withdrawn. One evening she sat her down for a chat, and it transpired that the poor girl was terrified of Santa coming into her bedroom, after all he was a stranger and the school had been teaching them all about Stranger Danger and she didn’t want a stranger coming into her bedroom! :shock:
Makes you think…”don’t go talking to strangers, they’re dangerous”…”here’s a man you don’t know from Adam, now be good and sit on his knee while we take a photo”…she was being quite sensible really.
@tinks wrote:
:shock:
……….but what’s buggin me is…….if he can’t get in who’s eating the carrot and mince pie???The piskies :wink:
You will be after drinking all the sherry too! :lol:
hmmm interesting……….I was fuming at my son’s school – he had a history lesson in which his teacher said, santa was made up from a coca cola advert……….then he went to a chemstry lesson, whereby the teacher told him what ‘coke’ was made of, and proceeded to come back home to my six year old dawta (who still believed in him) and told her all of it – to which she thought Santa was Michael Jackson (joke btw!) and was on drugs (which she didn’t really understand)!
Needless to say, I got the history teacher sacked! Having had a conversation with him explaining to him who St Nicholas is!!!!! – oh, and telling the head, in case he didn’t know!
The chemistry teacher got a warning!
Bar humbug eh?!
In some countries Santa doesn’t even come on 25th dec, take Holland for example the children there leave clogs or shoes outside of their front doors for Sinterklaas aka St Nicholas to leave them gifts in. St Nicholas’ Day is the 6th Dec. Dutch tradition tells how Sinterklaas comes from Madrid too!
That is correct – 6th Dec! However, I think Cosy got wrong coloured glasses on – green was for knomes (ya got three dimenionals on?)!! pmsl – joke @ cosy – lubs ya! mwa mwa xxx
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