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21 January, 2010 at 10:08 am #428149
Dear Peeps
Wait for better offers of course. Chances like this do not come along often. :lol:Yours Moneymindingly
K
21 January, 2010 at 10:46 am #428150Dear JC,
Sobs…it seems the attention of the tabloid press and the paparazzi is bringing out the worst in the people I considered friends, people I placed my trust in….sob. They are showing their true colours and betraying me, all for £10 – aren’t I worth so much more than that? Where’s their business accumen? Even those that have nothing to sell are egging the others on!
The burning question is….how do I get my share of the profit that everyone’s making off me?
Yours Distrustingly
Shattered Lady of Sussex
21 January, 2010 at 10:54 am #428151Dear Shattered of Sussex,
It appears you have two choices in this matter.
1. You take to the moral high ground and refuse to stoop to the level of this money grabbing so called friends retaining both your dignity and your smarties.
2. You get on the phone pretty dam smart like and ring all the tabloids and offer them exclusives of your said smarties in various poses and outfits.
Yours
One of no moral integrity whatsoever :wink:
21 January, 2010 at 11:08 am #428152Dear JC
Having resisted all offers to protect a lady’s integrity and reputation I now find she is hawking herself around the tabloids.
Is she shameless or am I stupid?
Yours
Dumbo
21 January, 2010 at 11:09 am #428153Dear JC
why are most of the contributors to this thread nutters ?
21 January, 2010 at 11:13 am #428154Dear Dumbo,
Said lady has decided to take option 1 of OONMIW’s advice, so if anyone is hawking a story around the tabloids it isn’t her…she’d go to Country Life if she was going to sell her story, ladies do have standards to maintain you know.
Thank you for your discretion in this matter, one does wonder who to trust at the moment.
Yours,
Just Jen
21 January, 2010 at 11:14 am #428155@pete wrote:
Dear JC
why are most of the contributors to this thread nutters ?
Dear Pete,
Nice to see you joining in at last, you are so well qualified for this thread :wink: :lol:
21 January, 2010 at 12:05 pm #428156Dear JC,
I’m very confused, can someone please explain for me what vocational qualifications i need to be classed as a nutter…. can I not just use my qualified by experience line… its always worked in the passed.
Yours
Nice but Dim :?
21 January, 2010 at 12:27 pm #428157Dear Nice but Dim,
Don’t be so hard on yourself…we think you’re already fully qualified, you demonstrate it on a regular basis, enough to convince that we don’t need to ask for paper evidence. You also seem more than capable of recognising other qualified nutters and treating them with the disrespect they deserve.
Yours,
Jen21 January, 2010 at 1:19 pm #428158Dear JC,
Where did everyone go…… I’ve been looking round and feel like Billy No Mates…. should I just return to my corner and stop posting nutty rubbish ???
Yours
Sad and Lonely
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