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Dear JC
I am about to have smarties explained. Whose lap should I sit upon?
Yours interestedly,
J
Dear J
I suggest you sit on young Williams lap. He has recently come out of the JC Closet, and I can sense you are a caring sort therefore will be gentle with him. He also is quite aware of the smartie.Agony Aunt to the stars oops I mean Boardies
Dear J,
Since I hate to see relative newcomers kept in the dark (you never know what you’re dealing with and I prefer to avoid nasty shocks when the lights come on, don’t you?) I’ll explain smarties, but I think that should be the subject of private correspondence. I would suggest that you refrain from eating or drinking and have my siggy on the screen whilst reading said correspondence.
Yours considerately,
Jen
Dear JC
Jen has offered me her lap so she can whisper in my ear. What should I wear and should I play hard to get?
Yours impatiently
J
@james54 wrote:
Dear JC
Jen has offered me her lap so she can whisper in my ear. What should I wear and should I play hard to get?
Yours impatiently
J
Dear J
treasure every moment on Jens lap, in the JC world most things never seem to be permanant :lol: I suggest you wear clean underwear and your toupé and your false teeth.Agony Aunt to the Boardies
Dear JC
I have noticed a certain person called Pete does not like to post on this thread. Surely he must have somthing hes worried about or complain about. Or is it he thinks we are all childish and he is so old he doesn’t want to play with us? :lol:Yours
Pete’s Posts Withdrawn Person
Dear JC
Am I going to be hell just because I like smarties?
Yours infernally
J
@james54 wrote:
Dear JC
Am I going to be hell just because I like smarties?
Yours infernally
J
Dear J,
Only if the green ones are your favourites.
Yours helpfully,
JenDear JC
Now I know I am on my way to eternal damnation, should I stop being Mr Nice Guy?
Yours indiscriminately
J
Dear Justchat,
I have two brothers, one works at Oxfam, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.
Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her Cat to death.
I love this girl very much and want to marry her.
My problem is this:
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Oxfam?
Sincerely, Larry – Barry – Harry – Parry
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