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few yrs ago when hubby had knee op i took him shoppin an used the handles on his crutches to hang the carrier bags on. he ended up doin splits outside woolies…………i was pi ssin meself laffin while 2 old dears helped him up. (yes i’m as sick as u mary j) 8) :wink:
lmfao @ PATS…. now ill hang onto that thought if he every end’s up on crutches lol here but the best laff PATS with the Hernia OP… was his John Thomas… went Black N blue… lmfao i asked for me nookie so i would know what it was like to have abitof the Black..!!!! lmfao he DECLINED ME lol
shud o sin the state o jimbo wen he ad the snip……they swelled to twice the size ……………he sed if i touched him he wud punch me lights out lol…….then he burst a stitch reachin fa summet of the shelf fa me………had to ave penicillin injection an re test dun. lmao. gawd i’m an evil biatch. :oops:
LMFAO…… a man sayin DON’T TOUCH ME IS CLASS EH… lol thats normally the female eh.. but men r wimps… a cold and their DYING EH… lol I bet he got his snip done under a General An. then.. as the guys in the pub said if u get the snip don’t go under a General as its worst… seemly… i got me tubes sliced n diced when i had C section lol Mr Wolfie if he doesnt go get it done… i’;ll do it DIY with twa bricks lol
lmao mary…..nahhhhhh.was 21 yrs ago he had it dun….i booked him in the mornin after avin my 3rd baby…….nurse came around an sed u thort about contraception yet?………..i sed yeh……..that tw/at is avin his nuts nipped. he had to go to the local family plannin clinic………just a needle to freeze his tender bits (which he swears never worked)……..then on wiv the swimmin trunks an cum bk in a week fa stitches removin.an take a painkiller if u get any discomfort. lmaooooooo. he was cryin like a bairn 2 hrs later. i sed that’ll teach ye to go down the pub to wet the babies head an tell ur mates avin kids is a peice o pi/ss. :evil:
lmfao…… 21 yrs ago…. and he’s still dronin on aboot eh lol… maybe id b better not to put Mr Wolfie thru it…. i can’t imagine 22 yrs l8er… and still gettin it cast back up lol
@abitofmary_j wrote:
was his John Thomas… went Black N blue… lmfao i asked for me nookie so i would know what it was like to have abitof the Black..!!!! lmfao he DECLINED ME lol
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well now first of all Thanks for all the messages. Have passed all names onto Dawny and even a few messages that made her laugh.
Tonight Dawny was very tired but ok. She had a pretty much sleepless night last night cos her BP kept dropping really low. Today though all tubes and monitors gone and she has been able to get up and go back and forward to the toilet herself. Very sore when moving but she says she is not as sore as she thought it would be when she is lying still.
So thats the charts wrote and medical notes taken….NOW THEN
As I said thanks for the messages but come on guys wheres the flowers nah skip them, chocs and voddy and errrm i do like i meen she likes cans of miller and more chocs.
PS im selling GET WELL SOON DAWNY t-shirts on ebay….I could make a killing lol oh and flags saying we miss yah on the boards dawny..
:D :D :D Dont tell her mind gotta make extra cash somehow
Night folks am off to watch house. They have said she may get out for Monday…Will have to wait and see
PS will make sure she gets any gifts sent :wink:
Really glad to hear she’s doing well 8) If she is moving about then she must be on her road to recovery, at least she has something to look forward to after her weeks of recuperation :wink:
Thanks for keeping us updated :D :D
cheers pluto for keeping us imformed, glad shes doing well, give her a hug from me but no squeezing plz :wink:
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