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  • #242980

    @dead_on_arrvial wrote:

    Its always a gamble, but worth the risk.

    First don’t be too scaired about it, I am sure he will be just has neveus has you. Remmber to pay for your own drinks and keep an eye on them. (date rape)

    Second don’t dress to young, remmber his freinds will see you.

    Now go out, be yourself and have a good time, let him do all the work and don’t be to pushey. There nothing worst than a troublesome date.

    Don’t sleep with him untill your sure he’s ok.

    For the same reason, don’t let him get close to the kids.

    And if its not working, just leave and get a taxie home. Tell him your baby sitter has just rang and you need to go.

    I personly hate fussy eaters, there just pick at there food and if your paying for it , its a wast.

    I think this fantastic advice should be published. Have you any publishing deals in the works DOA?

    #242981

    The Dyslexia Association does publishing deals for its members.

    #242982

    Look some of us have the flu and are druged up to the eye balls on cought mixger! Why else do you think I am being nice?

    #242983

    @dead_on_arrvial wrote:

    Look some of us have the flu and are druged up to the eye balls on cought mixger! Why else do you think I am being nice?

    Answer: Please select from the options below the correct answer. Is it a) b) or c)?

    a) because you’ve taken your medication today.

    b) you’ve had a full frontal lobotomy.

    c) your charisma bypass operation was successful.

    #242984

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @dead_on_arrvial wrote:

    Look some of us have the flu and are druged up to the eye balls on cought mixger! Why else do you think I am being nice?

    Answer: Please select from the options below the correct answer. Is it a) b) or c)?

    a) because you’ve taken your medication today.

    b) you’ve had a full frontal lobotomy.

    c) your charisma bypass operation was successful.

    all 3 maybe??????? :D :D

    #242985

    So that what it takes to become a chatguide………………….. You know I had noticed.

    #242986

    Well thanks all for your advice…..the night went off without a hitch !! Thtas to say i didnt have a good time :roll: Although he educated me on the art of woodcraft and which wood is better used in joists, doors and for modelling purposes :( By 10 pm I found myself wanting copious amounts of alcohol and struggling with myself on whether he would notice if i escaped through the toilet windows :shock: :P 10.15 on the dot I made a hasty exit, thanked him for a wonderful evening ( whilst refusing his offer of a coffee back at his place) I was on my toes and at my mates by 10.30, hammered drunk by 12 and doing my Shakira hips dont lie by quarter past :P :P So alls well that ends well> next time im listening to A1 :oops: :P :P

    #242987

    hope THIS will help you

    #242988

    Cheers for that beattie !! But I have a feeling that my hot date already got his tips from there :wink: :P :roll: :shock: Made me laugh tho hun thanx :wink:

    #242989

    @sweetasbaileez wrote:

    Cheers for that beattie !! But I have a feeling that my hot date already got his tips from there :wink: :P :roll: :shock: Made me laugh tho hun thanx :wink:

    …those hot dates… :roll:

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