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  • #149600

    when u sneeze ur heart actually stops beating

    #149601

    ANAL SEX ??? Its just like snooker isn’t it? An easy pink is always better than a difficult brown.

    #149602

    I’ve posted this before but here it comes again:

    Facts of Life by Lazy Boy

    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
    the bare facts of the life we live
    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
    These are the facts of the life that we live
    This is who we are
    Bare facts of the life we live
    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are…
    so help me god

    Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
    Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
    Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
    The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
    Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
    The average person laughs 13 times a day
    Elvis was originally blonde
    The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
    The average erect penis is 5.2″ long – and 4.2″ circumcised
    Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
    41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
    20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
    Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-cream?

    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
    – the bare facts of the life we live
    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
    These are the facts of the life that we live
    This is who we are
    Bare facts of the life we live
    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are…

    22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great Britian
    96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
    3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
    The ‘Guiness Book Of Records’ holds the record
    for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
    Butterflies taste with their feet
    5% of the population is gay
    The worlds best known word is ‘okay’,
    the second most well-known word is ‘Coca-Cola’
    The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
    Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a
    ‘Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest’
    In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a
    Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
    Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:
    the IKEA-catalogue

    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
    – the bare facts of the life we live
    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
    These are the facts of the life that we live
    This is who we are
    The facts of the life we live
    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are…

    1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person’s life
    In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
    today we are 6 billion people.
    (time is ticking, ticking, yeah…)
    ‘Donald Duck’ was banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants
    74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
    More people die from a champagne cork popping than from poison spiders
    21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
    Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.
    unfortunately it got stolen.

    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…
    This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
    Yeah, yeah…
    This is who we are
    Bare facts of the live we live
    This is who we are, this is what we do
    This is who we are, this is what we do

    so help me God

    #149603

    there are a hundred times more nerve endings in a clitoris than in a penis 8)

    god I love being a woman :P 8) :D :wink:

    #149604

    @giggles wrote:

    there are a hundred times more nerve endings in a clitoris than in a penis 8)

    god I love being a woman :P 8) :D :wink:

    The Whatarous :?

    Lmao ( Joking BTW ) :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #149605

    near to where I live there is a place called clitheroe……

    I like to take the E off the end and split the word in two…it makes me laugh :lol:

    #149606

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    ANAL SEX ??? Its just like snooker isn’t it? An easy pink is always better than a difficult brown.

    That made me roar! :lol:

    #149607

    @giggles wrote:

    there are a hundred times more nerve endings in a clitoris than in a penis 8)

    god I love being a woman :P 8) :D :wink:

    you lost me at this clitoris thing :lol:

    #149608

    hehehe :wink:

    #149609

    Your talking $hit Godfrey :wink:

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