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    We all know there been a lot of talk about immigrants coming to the UK.

    Most are from Europe or the wife’s, hubbys and civil partners, so can’t be turn away.

    So it’s now time to see if anyone can qualify for the government’s flag ship Highly Skilled Migrant Programme?

    This visa costs about £500 and is only good for about 2 years.

    So hit the link and take the test.

    http://www.hsmp-uk.com/hsmp-highly-skilled-migrant-programme-points-calculator.asp

    #293268

    Your HSMP Assessment Results
    Based on the answers you have given, you have achieved the following points –

    Age:
    No points claimed.
    Education:
    35 points for a UK equivalent Masters Degree.

    Earnings:
    40 points for your income in the UK.
    UK Experience:
    5 points claimed for having a UK Degree and claiming UK earnings points.
    You have stated that you have a Bachelors Degree that was taught in the English language as evidence of your ability to speak English

    This gives you a Total Score of 80 Points.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #293269

    I can see why the government is trying to replace lucky :twisted:

    #293270

    Your HSMP Assessment Results
    Based on the answers you have given, you have achieved the following points –

    Age:
    No points claimed.
    Education:
    No points claimed.

    Earnings:
    5 points for your income in the UK.
    UK Experience:
    5 points claimed for claiming UK earnings points.

    This gives you a Total Score of 10 Points.

    Unfortunately you have not achieved sufficient points to qualify for a HSMP Visa.

    You best chuck me out now. Ive only worked since I was 14, paid tax all my life, drink smoke and eat, all taxable.

    God I may as well be dead!

    Crazy isnt it. We only had a case at work Friday an Asian family of 6 all receiving benefits living in a 6 bed mansion that was “gifted to them”…. what a proud family they must be. And yes…. interpretors are paid for OUT of our money for all their hearings cos they dont understand English.

    Wonder how they manage to fill the claim forms in?

    #293271

    Well their asylum seekers.

    And don’t need to pass any real tests, just moan, moan and moan again about how bad there lives were.

    After all you should be able to set up and run a “training camp” for young people with out the Americans bombing it.

    Now you get back to work, someone needs to pay for there £25000 per year support package.

    #293272

    Your HSMP Assessment Results
    Based on the answers you have given, you have achieved the following points –

    Age:
    10 points for being aged 28 or 29.
    Education:
    30 points for a UK equivalent Bachelors Degree.

    Earnings:
    45 points for your income in country code B.
    UK Experience:
    5 points claimed for having a UK Degree.
    You have stated that you have a Bachelors Degree that was taught in the English language as evidence of your ability to speak English

    This gives you a Total Score of 90 Points.

    Well i said i came from St Kitts and Nevis…. “Southern Numpty land” was not an option.

    #293273

    @dead_on_arrvial wrote:

    I can see why the government is trying to replace lucky :twisted:

    thanks Doa lol :lol:

    #293274

    Based on the answers you have given, you have achieved the following points –

    Age:
    No points claimed.
    Education:
    No points claimed.

    Earnings:
    40 points for your income in the UK.
    UK Experience:
    5 points claimed for claiming UK earnings points.

    This gives you a Total Score of 45 Points.

    Unfortunately you have not achieved sufficient points to qualify for a HSMP Visa.

    Funny how a thick c00nt can earn loads lol

    #293275

    Your HSMP Assessment Results
    Based on the answers you have given, you have achieved the following points –

    Age:
    10 points for being aged 28 or 29.
    Education:
    30 points for a UK equivalent Bachelors Degree.

    Earnings:
    45 points for your income in country code A.
    UK Experience:
    5 points claimed for having a UK Degree.
    You have stated that you have a Bachelors Degree that was taught in the English language as evidence of your ability to speak English

    This gives you a Total Score of 90 Points.

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    #293276

    ugo

    Dont think you need a visa PATS to work the streets so what was the point of taking the test ? :? :? :?

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