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Sorry Pauly but your grandeur just went straight over my head.
Its already happend the day me old man took me virginaty
And no i wernt the f00king monky he was tut lol
@sunny wrote:
Its already happend the day me old man took me virginaty
And no i wernt the f00king monky he was tut lol
i bet he never drank again after that
@kevin wrote:
@sunny wrote:
Its already happend the day me old man took me virginaty
And no i wernt the f00king monky he was tut lol
i bet he never drank again after that
Now thats got to be the funniest thing you have ever said
Just showed me old man and he said tell that man he is right !!!!!! c00nts
@sword wrote:
Waterloo Sunset may help your troubled mind.
well Waterloo Sunset would bestill any palpitating heart, but I was thinking more along these lines, and it’s not Big Yellow Taxi……….god bless Ray Davies………
I think I’m sophisticated
cos I’m living my life like a good homosapien
but all around me everybodys multiplying
till they’re walking round like flies man
so I’m no better than the animals sitting
in their cages in the zoo man
cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man
I think I’m so educated and I’m so civilised
cos I’m a strict vegetarian
but with the over-population and inflation and starvation
and the crazy polly-tee-shians
I don’t feel safe in this world no more
I don’t want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
and make like an ape man
I’m an ape man, I’m an ape-ape man
I’m an ape man
I’m an ape man I’m a King Kong fan
I’m ape-ape man
cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
compared to the clouds as they roll by
compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man
in man’s evolution he has created the cities and
the motor traffic rumble
but give me half a chance and I’d be taking off my clothes
and living in the jungle
cos the only time that I feel at ease
is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
oh what a life of luxury
to be like an ape man
I’m an ape man, I’m an ape-ape man
I’m an ape man
I’m a King Kong fan I’m a voo-doo man
I’m an ape man
I look out my window but I can’t see the sky
cos the air poluution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
and make like an ape man
come on and love me, be my ape man girl
and we’ll be so happy in my ape man world
I’m an ape man I’m an ape-ape man
I’m an ape man
I’m a King Kong man I’m a voo-doo man
I’m an ape man
I’ll be your Tarzan and you’ll be my Jane
I’ll keep you warm and you’ll keep me sane
and we’ll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
just like an ape man
I’m an ape man I’m an ape-ape man
I’m an ape man
I’m a King Kong fan I’m a voo-doo man
I’m an ape man
I don’t feel safe in this world no more
I don’t want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape manI was in the pub they started in on Friday up at Muswell Hill. Classic band. Forget the monkey business, lets talk Kinks!
@kevin wrote:
if pats wasnt so dried up
and fastcars impotent
i’m sure they could answer the questioni’d rather be celibate than touch u.
@sword wrote:
I was in the pub they started in on Friday up at Muswell Hill. Classic band. Forget the monkey business, lets talk Kinks!
the kind of tune Damian Albarn wished he wrote –
I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, “Lola”
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I’m not the world’s most physical guy,
but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, “Little boy won’t you come home with me?”
Well, I’m not the world’s most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that’s the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left home just a week ago,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, “Little boy, gonna make you a man.”
Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I’m a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.Rename the thread… :wink:
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