Corrie St.

@sword wrote:

Botox. Judges are getting very concious nowadays.

… oh and the fake tan too,

remember this one…

Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul…..

you get three guesses (if you need them) who that cracker of a blanche one-liner was about…..

liz :wink: I had to google it, I remmebered the skirt no bigger than a belt bit, as that stuck in my mind, but couldnt quite put the rest in order.

I may when I get some time trot off and find some more, I think its a great thread, and a good laugh. 8)

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

i creased up last night when she saw ken swigging whisky from the bottle, she said “all you need now is a paper bag, and im surprised you didnt swap the dog lead for a bit of rope” :lol:

she was on top form last night – one of the funniest characters in the programme

I’m sure the scriptwriters (who give her the one-liners you love so much…) would agree.
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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

i creased up last night when she saw ken swigging whisky from the bottle, she said “all you need now is a paper bag, and im surprised you didnt swap the dog lead for a bit of rope” :lol:

she was on top form last night – one of the funniest characters in the programme

I’m sure the scriptwriters (who give her the one-liners you love so much…) would agree.
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aww you’ve ruined it for me, there was me thinking it was all off the cuff

daft pri.ck :roll:

awww you’ll have your own pr.ick soon enough. :wink: