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@pats wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: whoooooooooooooo. got a phone call last night saying get here quick! in the 15 mins it took me to get to my daughters my son in law david had delivered his new daughter on the bathroom floor ! :shock: midwife followed me in and took over mum while i dressed and cuddled my 10 mins old g/daughter.she/s a stunner (naturally!) 7 pounds 12 ounces. name still undecided. just got home. shes already puked n peed all over me. will post some pics soon!!! :D
glad mummy and baby doing well PATS…. well done to Daddy eh… best wishes MJ x
he had no choice mary lol. she didnt even have any contractions!….he was putting a dvd on while she nipped too loo. her waters broke and by the time he had got upstairs he was just in time to catch her . midwife has just been bk an says shes perfect. :D
If they all popped out so easy I’d have had loads!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: F00k me and both mind had to come out the sun roof i was to small to bring them lol
Pats when fast tx me to let me no i thought f00k why couldnt she wait till sunday then we could have shared buffdays lol
Now dont get going and spending loads if you aint all ready lol :wink: :wink:
@sharongooner wrote:
@pats wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: whoooooooooooooo. got a phone call last night saying get here quick! in the 15 mins it took me to get to my daughters my son in law david had delivered his new daughter on the bathroom floor ! :shock: midwife followed me in and took over mum while i dressed and cuddled my 10 mins old g/daughter.she/s a stunner (naturally!) 7 pounds 12 ounces. name still undecided. just got home. shes already puked n peed all over me. will post some pics soon!!! :D
glad mummy and baby doing well PATS…. well done to Daddy eh… best wishes MJ x
he had no choice mary lol. she didnt even have any contractions!….he was putting a dvd on while she nipped too loo. her waters broke and by the time he had got upstairs he was just in time to catch her . midwife has just been bk an says shes perfect. :D
If they all popped out so easy I’d have had loads!!
i have 4 grandaughters an 2 grandsons now. her first was born in an hour. her second was born on the front room carpet lol after she went into labour the paramedics just got there in time or i would been delivering her! 3rd one was born 15 mins after she arrived in hospital. 4th one was born on back seat of davids car in hospital carpark pml :lol: so we decided on a home birth this time. an she arrived in a record 10 mins.mum was up n dressed this morning and hoovering when i got there. us yorkshire women are well ard! :wink:
Congratulations PATS. Give the little one a kiss from her aunty Bat. :wink: :lol:
@bat wrote:
Congratulations PATS. Give the little one a kiss from her aunty Bat. :wink: :lol:
F00K ME BAT it aint had its rabbies jab yet poor lil finggggg lol :wink:
@pats wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@pats wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: whoooooooooooooo. got a phone call last night saying get here quick! in the 15 mins it took me to get to my daughters my son in law david had delivered his new daughter on the bathroom floor ! :shock: midwife followed me in and took over mum while i dressed and cuddled my 10 mins old g/daughter.she/s a stunner (naturally!) 7 pounds 12 ounces. name still undecided. just got home. shes already puked n peed all over me. will post some pics soon!!! :D
glad mummy and baby doing well PATS…. well done to Daddy eh… best wishes MJ x
he had no choice mary lol. she didnt even have any contractions!….he was putting a dvd on while she nipped too loo. her waters broke and by the time he had got upstairs he was just in time to catch her . midwife has just been bk an says shes perfect. :D
If they all popped out so easy I’d have had loads!!
i have 4 grandaughters an 2 grandsons now. her first was born in an hour. her second was born on the front room carpet lol after she went into labour the paramedics just got there in time or i would been delivering her! 3rd one was born 15 mins after she arrived in hospital. 4th one was born on back seat of davids car in hospital carpark pml :lol: so we decided on a home birth this time. an she arrived in a record 10 mins.mum was up n dressed this morning and hoovering when i got there. us yorkshire women are well ard! :wink:
well i was 57hrs labour with my first…. then had to have an emergency section.. luckly with my 2nd it was a planned sectioned,…. im far to posh to push… lol
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@pats wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: whoooooooooooooo. got a phone call last night saying get here quick! in the 15 mins it took me to get to my daughters my son in law david had delivered his new daughter on the bathroom floor ! :shock: midwife followed me in and took over mum while i dressed and cuddled my 10 mins old g/daughter.she/s a stunner (naturally!) 7 pounds 12 ounces. name still undecided. just got home. shes already puked n peed all over me. will post some pics soon!!! :D
glad mummy and baby doing well PATS…. well done to Daddy eh… best wishes MJ x
he had no choice mary lol. she didnt even have any contractions!….he was putting a dvd on while she nipped too loo. her waters broke and by the time he had got upstairs he was just in time to catch her . midwife has just been bk an says shes perfect. :D
If they all popped out so easy I’d have had loads!!
i have 4 grandaughters an 2 grandsons now. her first was born in an hour. her second was born on the front room carpet lol after she went into labour the paramedics just got there in time or i would been delivering her! 3rd one was born 15 mins after she arrived in hospital. 4th one was born on back seat of davids car in hospital carpark pml :lol: so we decided on a home birth this time. an she arrived in a record 10 mins.mum was up n dressed this morning and hoovering when i got there. us yorkshire women are well ard! :wink:
well i was 57hrs labour with my first…. then had to have an emergency section.. luckly with my 2nd it was a planned sectioned,…. im far to posh to push… lol
aparently mary……its cos my daughter takes after me…..tall with a wide pelvis. :wink: :wink: no rude comments plz! :lol: :lol: :lol:
@pats wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@pats wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: whoooooooooooooo. got a phone call last night saying get here quick! in the 15 mins it took me to get to my daughters my son in law david had delivered his new daughter on the bathroom floor ! :shock: midwife followed me in and took over mum while i dressed and cuddled my 10 mins old g/daughter.she/s a stunner (naturally!) 7 pounds 12 ounces. name still undecided. just got home. shes already puked n peed all over me. will post some pics soon!!! :D
glad mummy and baby doing well PATS…. well done to Daddy eh… best wishes MJ x
he had no choice mary lol. she didnt even have any contractions!….he was putting a dvd on while she nipped too loo. her waters broke and by the time he had got upstairs he was just in time to catch her . midwife has just been bk an says shes
perfect. :DIf they all popped out so easy I’d have had loads!!
i have 4 grandaughters an 2 grandsons now. her first was born in an hour. her second was born on the front room carpet lol after she went into labour the paramedics just got there in time or i would been delivering her! 3rd one was born 15 mins after she arrived in hospital. 4th one was born on back seat of davids car in hospital carpark pml :lol: so we decided on a home birth this time. an she arrived in a record 10 mins.mum was up n dressed this morning and hoovering when i got there. us yorkshire women are well ard! :wink:
well i was 57hrs labour with my first…. then had to have an emergency section.. luckly with my 2nd it was a planned sectioned,…. im far to posh to push… lol
aparently mary……its cos my daughter takes after me…..tall with a wide pelvis. :wink: :wink: no rude comments plz! :lol: :lol: :lol:
lmfao ohhh hear im tempted lol
@pats wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@pats wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: whoooooooooooooo. got a phone call last night saying get here quick! in the 15 mins it took me to get to my daughters my son in law david had delivered his new daughter on the bathroom floor ! :shock: midwife followed me in and took over mum while i dressed and cuddled my 10 mins old g/daughter.she/s a stunner (naturally!) 7 pounds 12 ounces. name still undecided. just got home. shes already puked n peed all over me. will post some pics soon!!! :D
glad mummy and baby doing well PATS…. well done to Daddy eh… best wishes MJ x
he had no choice mary lol. she didnt even have any contractions!….he was putting a dvd on while she nipped too loo. her waters broke and by the time he had got upstairs he was just in time to catch her . midwife has just been bk an says shes perfect. :D
If they all popped out so easy I’d have had loads!!
i have 4 grandaughters an 2 grandsons now. her first was born in an hour. her second was born on the front room carpet lol after she went into labour the paramedics just got there in time or i would been delivering her! 3rd one was born 15 mins after she arrived in hospital. 4th one was born on back seat of davids car in hospital carpark pml :lol: so we decided on a home birth this time. an she arrived in a record 10 mins.mum was up n dressed this morning and hoovering when i got there. us yorkshire women are well ard! :wink:
well i was 57hrs labour with my first…. then had to have an emergency section.. luckly with my 2nd it was a planned sectioned,…. im far to posh to push… lol
aparently mary……its cos my daughter takes after me…..tall with a wide pelvis. :wink: :wink: no rude comments plz! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Rude comments? US? Noooooooooooo, none of us would dream of making comments about crater fannys PATS. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(did i say that?) :lol: :lol:
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