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12 August, 2019 at 4:26 am #1122609
I found after raves in the 1990s i was always having great ideals.
To walk from swindon to bristol high as a kite seemed perfectly logical.
Anyway about 12 miles out of swindon we started sticking our thumbs out.
This guy stopped in a old escort and said jump in lads.
Where you going lads he said, im going to pontins in brean.
He agrees to drop us off at the bristol turn off, and i thought better make some small talk.
Going to brean on holiday i ask?
No he said we are meeting a delegation from the galaxy council in brean somerset.
There are 4 delegates he went on to explain. 1 from high wycombe. 1 from plymouth 1 from aberdeen and 1 from jersey.
Look he said i shouldnt be telling you this but i can tell you are good people, i was starting to think he had been to the same rave.
Uh why do the people from the galaxy want to meet in brean i said?
Have they ever been there i asked him?
No he said but they have seen in through a telescope.
Me and mate started laughing, and he said mock me all you want, i will be meeting a being from another planet he said.
Infact he said they are watching this car from the telescope now!
With that we decided to get out at the next junction.
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12 August, 2019 at 4:45 am #1122610I like music, but my real passion is football.
Getting a goal in the last few minutes and earning something from the game is a amazing feeling.
12 August, 2019 at 7:20 am #1122619Sour Milk finds himself in a car full of blokes yet again…
The pattern continues….
12 August, 2019 at 8:07 am #1122625Anyone who spends 8 hours in a chatroom spamming pictures of faeces isnt right in the head.
I have reported you because im concerned about the extensive amounts of these pictures you have.
Im quite concerned where you get them.
Everyone in chat knows this is true.
25 August, 2019 at 3:08 pm #1124756We all know somer 1 picked him up and took him for a ride
Fun how to see he was an unruly child on drugs though
The side effects are abundantly evident if he is not still high
Watching you young boys from a telescope the man said did that not set alarm bells ringing
25 August, 2019 at 3:42 pm #11247696 September, 2019 at 9:40 pm #1125655PML@milkman…..give m yregards to orson…LMAO RATF PML
6 September, 2019 at 11:03 pm #1125661Lol Those are the memories that make you look back and realise the what seemed rational back then, clearly wasn’t lol. Me and some friends decided on travelling , no one to this day knows where we were going ,even the driver. We pulled off at one point into a swan station, got back in and as we were joining the motorway I’m suddenly struck by why we are really driving this van slow, I remember letting go of the steering wheel and telling my mate ” wait! I can’t drive! ” We got out swapped round, our other mate in the front totally confused. At the time it was as if we’d just fixed this problem , we were happy with ourselves ,lol. We might not repeat them in practice but they are funny to look back on lol
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9 September, 2019 at 12:09 pm #1125810And milkman claimed hes never taken drugs back along?….care to explain what high as a kite means?……….pml lmao ratf
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