Condoms

@dee wrote:

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line…

Sainsbury condoms – Making life taste better.

Tesco condoms – Every little helps.

Nike condoms – Just do it.

Peugeot condoms – The ride of your life.

Galaxy condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC condoms – Finger licking good.

Minstrels condoms – Melt in your mouth, not your hands.

Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.

Abby national condoms – Because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.

Ever ready condoms – Keeps going and going.

Pringles condoms – Once you pop, you can’t stop.

Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper.

Goodyear condoms – For a longer ride go wide.

French Connection UK condoms – No comment required.

Muller light condoms – So much pleasure, but where’s the pain.

Halfords condoms – We go the extra mile.

Royal mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms – Size really does matter.

Ronseal condoms – Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Ronseal quick-drying condoms – Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.

Domestos condoms – Gets right under the rim (please).

Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot
reach.

Carlsberg condoms – Probably the best condoms in the world.

You seem to know alot about condoms….. :-k :-k :-k :-k