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  • #350940

    I heard her spirit still lives on 8)

    #350941

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    PATS, I think you’d be an asset to JC Customer Services.

    Speaking of ”page (or ”paige) and her supposed unfortunate demise …. any further news??? Has she been buried yet and if so, where (and when?). With all the hundreds of close personal friends she had on the site (?????) I’m sure that somebody must know.

    funnily enough.she/s never bin mentioned since. how fickle we jc regs are………so….do i get the job then????? :D/

    #350942

    You’re well on the way …….. but ….. we need to ground out the mystery of what happened to page / paige first.

    IF she’s really dead …. where’s the body??? Why haven’t all her hundreds of close personal friends (the ones that she came into F3 to say goodbye to the night before she died) posted the date and location of her funeral??

    PATS … your task is to provide answers to these and many thousands of similar questions concerning the deepening mystery of page / paige.

    #350943

    you still havent said were you wouldnt put the tip of your umberella ?

    #350944

    Bat

    @pete wrote:

    you still havent said were you wouldnt put the tip of your umberella ?

    Do we really have to know that??!! :shock:
    On another note though, what I want to know is, as this Page was well loved by all who knew her, how many of her dearest friends from F3 went to her funeral, or sent a condolence card or flowers? She was obviously well loved by all who knew her, so surely some of them would have made the effort?

    #350945

    @pete wrote:

    you still havent said were you wouldnt put the tip of your umberella ?

    This remark was attributed to the Commandante of RMS Sandhurst many years ago. A bunch of officer cadets had been out the night before and had been ‘captured’ by the MP’s in a local brothel doing the business with the local tarts.

    They were paraded for a bollocking the next morning when the Commandante, in addressing them, made his famous (and typically understated) remark. “Certain unpleasant gentlemen, and they know who they are, have been putting their private parts where I wouldn’t put the tip of my umbrella………………….”

    #350946

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    you still havent said were you wouldnt put the tip of your umberella ?

    This remark was attributed to the Commandante of RMS Sandhurst many years ago. A bunch of officer cadets had been out the night before and had been ‘captured’ by the MP’s in a local brothel doing the business with the local tarts.

    They were paraded for a bollocking the next morning when the Commandante, in addressing them, made his famous (and typically understated) remark. “Certain unpleasant gentlemen, and they know who they are, have been putting their private parts where I wouldn’t put the tip of my umbrella………………….”

    …. and there’s my “learn something new everyday” bit for the day. 8) :wink:

    #350947

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    you still havent said were you wouldnt put the tip of your umberella ?

    This remark was attributed to the Commandante of RMS Sandhurst many years ago. A bunch of officer cadets had been out the night before and had been ‘captured’ by the MP’s in a local brothel doing the business with the local tarts.

    They were paraded for a bollocking the next morning when the Commandante, in addressing them, made his famous (and typically understated) remark. “Certain unpleasant gentlemen, and they know who they are, have been putting their private parts where I wouldn’t put the tip of my umbrella………………….”

    …. and there’s my “learn something new everyday” bit for the day. 8) :wink:

    were you considering sticking your private parts somewhere like :shock: :lol:

    #350948

    wtf pete, explain!

    #350949

    Oh you meant where the quote came from #-o :lol:

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