complaint!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dontcha just luv him :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ganjaman wrote:

i wish to lodge a formal complaint! on friday the 27th of june between the hours of 11.30 am and now i have been unsuccesful in gaining entrance to the chat forum of my choice…….. this has seriuosly affected my friday tarting session and as such i have been forced to stand on the street asking random female passers by such questions as ASL,do you come here often and are you horny?
and as such i have sustained personal injury on several occasions,to date i have been hit with three newspapers,two asda carrier bags ( full ) and been assaulted by one angry husband after asking his wife if i could enter her box please!! i wish it be known i hold the jc owners responsable for my injurys and shall pursuee the matter further with my legal dept!!!! :evil: i have now given up these antics and have instead searched through my back catalouge of razzle to find a suitable means of tension release :wink:

rant over! :D

Are you having a stack overflow at line zero?

(and have you thought about calling in a no win no fee consultation service)

that made me laff !!

@ganjaman wrote:

i wish to lodge a formal complaint! on friday the 27th of june between the hours of 11.30 am and now i have been unsuccesful in gaining entrance to the chat forum of my choice…….. this has seriuosly affected my friday tarting session and as such i have been forced to stand on the street asking random female passers by such questions as ASL,do you come here often and are you horny?
and as such i have sustained personal injury on several occasions,to date i have been hit with three newspapers,two asda carrier bags ( full ) and been assaulted by one angry husband after asking his wife if i could enter her box please!! i wish it be known i hold the jc owners responsable for my injurys and shall pursuee the matter further with my legal dept!!!! :evil: i have now given up these antics and have instead searched through my back catalouge of razzle to find a suitable means of tension release :wink:

rant over! :D

ello ganja long time no speak xxx hope all is well with you :D

@ganjaman wrote:

i wish to lodge a formal complaint! on friday the 27th of june between the hours of 11.30 am and now i have been unsuccesful in gaining entrance to the chat forum of my choice…….. this has seriuosly affected my friday tarting session and as such i have been forced to stand on the street asking random female passers by such questions as ASL,do you come here often and are you horny?
and as such i have sustained personal injury on several occasions,to date i have been hit with three newspapers,two asda carrier bags ( full ) and been assaulted by one angry husband after asking his wife if i could enter her box please!! i wish it be known i hold the jc owners responsable for my injurys and shall pursuee the matter further with my legal dept!!!! :evil: i have now given up these antics and have instead searched through my back catalouge of razzle to find a suitable means of tension release :wink:

rant over! :D

Dear Ganjaman,

In the absence of the appropriate authority’s within JC having replied to you with a message to confirm they have received your complaint, I feel it only right and proper to send you a polite response.

I therefore acknowledge receipt of your complaint, and would like to apologise for the inconvenience caused to you. The technical department are looking into the problem (I’m confident of that… I think), and as soon as they’ve compiled the stipulated 1,250 page report, which will no doubt identify the particular problem, we will be able to get back to you with the typical technical response of… you should’ve switched the computer off and on again.

With regards to the injurys you sustained, in particular the black eye and broken ribs from the irate husband, perhaps all that is needed there is a word of advice. Next time, ask to come into the gentlemans box first.

I hope this reply goes some way towards allaying your frustrations (although I somehow doubt that very much), but if you feel that you need to take this matter further, please direct your correspondence into PB’s inbox, and I’m confident he will deal with your queries in a timely and satisfactorily matter. Please remember to quote the following reference number, so that the file can be located within a period of six months (response times are so much better than they used to be)

Complaint Number 3,435,983

Yours very sincerely,

for and on behalf of JC Complaints Department