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Women have turned nagging into an art form. Here are 5 basic womens nags.
The Single Subject Nag: “Pete, how about taking out the rubbish?” A pause. “Pete, you said you’d take out the rubbish.” Another 5 minutes later. “What about that rubbish Pete? Its still there.”
The Multi Nag: “The grass in front of the house looks a mess Nigel, and the doorknob is falling off the bedroom door, and the back door window is still stuck. When are you going to tune the TV aerial and…..” etc etc
The Beneficial Nag: “Have you taken your pills today Ray? And stop eating that pizza… its bad for your cholesterol and weight….”
The Third Party Nag: “Well, Angela says Tony has already got their BBQ cleaned out and they’re having people over tomorrow. Summer will be finished at the rate your going.”
The Advance Nag: “Well I hope you’re going to watch your drinking tonight Steve. We dont want a repeat of last weeks fiasco.”
How many of you blokes out there have had to listen to examples like these from your partners and when will you women finally realise… WE DONT HEAR YOU… :lol:
@fastcars wrote:
Women have turned nagging into an art form. Here are 5 basic womens nags.
The Single Subject Nag: “Pete, how about taking out the rubbish?” A pause. “Pete, you said you’d take out the rubbish.” Another 5 minutes later. “What about that rubbish Pete? Its still there.”
The Multi Nag: “The grass in front of the house looks a mess Nigel, and the doorknob is falling off the bedroom door, and the back door window is still stuck. When are you going to tune the TV aerial and…..” etc etc
The Beneficial Nag: “Have you taken your pills today Ray? And stop eating that pizza… its bad for your cholesterol and weight….”
The Third Party Nag: “Well, Angela says Tony has already got their BBQ cleaned out and they’re having people over tomorrow. Summer will be finished at the rate your going.”
The Advance Nag: “Well I hope you’re going to watch your drinking tonight Steve. We dont want a repeat of last weeks fiasco.”
How many of you blokes out there have had to listen to examples like these from your partners and when will you women finally realise… WE DONT HEAR YOU… :lol:
Yes fasty we know that. For instance, when sport is on the telly, men go into a coma. Men have what we women call..selective deafness. They hear what they want to hear. Thing is, if they didnt always say..”in a minute” and just get up and do it, we wouldnt have to nag would we? In fact, and believe this or not, up to you, I dont nag. I,ts far quicker to do it myself.
@bat wrote:
@fastcars wrote:
Women have turned nagging into an art form. Here are 5 basic womens nags.
The Single Subject Nag: “Pete, how about taking out the rubbish?” A pause. “Pete, you said you’d take out the rubbish.” Another 5 minutes later. “What about that rubbish Pete? Its still there.”
The Multi Nag: “The grass in front of the house looks a mess Nigel, and the doorknob is falling off the bedroom door, and the back door window is still stuck. When are you going to tune the TV aerial and…..” etc etc
The Beneficial Nag: “Have you taken your pills today Ray? And stop eating that pizza… its bad for your cholesterol and weight….”
The Third Party Nag: “Well, Angela says Tony has already got their BBQ cleaned out and they’re having people over tomorrow. Summer will be finished at the rate your going.”
The Advance Nag: “Well I hope you’re going to watch your drinking tonight Steve. We dont want a repeat of last weeks fiasco.”
How many of you blokes out there have had to listen to examples like these from your partners and when will you women finally realise… WE DONT HEAR YOU… :lol:
Yes fasty we know that. For instance, when sport is on the telly, men go into a coma. Men have what we women call..selective deafness. They hear what they want to hear. Thing is, if they didnt always say..”in a minute” and just get up and do it, we wouldnt have to nag would we? In fact, and believe this or not, up to you, I dont nag. I,ts far quicker to do it myself.
An easy solution to that problem would be….. dont nag a bloke to do summet while hes watching sport on TV… :lol: :wink:
Bat!!! Excellent excellent point!!! :lol:
@fastcars wrote:
Women have turned nagging into an art form. Here are 5 basic womens nags.
The Single Subject Nag: “Pete, how about taking out the rubbish?” A pause. “Pete, you said you’d take out the rubbish.” Another 5 minutes later. “What about that rubbish Pete? Its still there.”
The Multi Nag: “The grass in front of the house looks a mess Nigel, and the doorknob is falling off the bedroom door, and the back door window is still stuck. When are you going to tune the TV aerial and…..” etc etc
The Beneficial Nag: “Have you taken your pills today Ray? And stop eating that pizza… its bad for your cholesterol and weight….”
The Third Party Nag: “Well, Angela says Tony has already got their BBQ cleaned out and they’re having people over tomorrow. Summer will be finished at the rate your going.”
The Advance Nag: “Well I hope you’re going to watch your drinking tonight Steve. We dont want a repeat of last weeks fiasco.”
How many of you blokes out there have had to listen to examples like these from your partners and when will you women finally realise… WE DONT HEAR YOU… :lol:
Dont you need a woman first Dobknob you aint got one :lol: :lol: :lol:
:-k :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k shall i put me 2 penneth in????
nah cant be ar sed!!!! :roll:
Count to ten Caff….. take a deep breath….. THEN LET RIP!!…. :lol: :wink:
The Advance Nag: “Well I hope you’re going to watch your drinking tonight Steve. We dont want a repeat of last weeks fiasco.”
ses nowt. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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