Oh Guff..me… lacking a sense of humour? Wasn’t aware I was being employed on the JC boards to write gags or sketches..sorry..have I stumbled into a fringe theatre or something?
Poor little chap..never mind..I hear penis-extensions are being offered on the NHS these days..perhaps that would cure your obvious inferiority complex..but then again..I’m sure you feel enough of a knob already..
How’s the home-baked bread doing Pats?