comedy greats

– Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirise it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

– The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – they’ll take you away, man. You can’t.

– Last week 100 people died in Vietnam but on our U.S highways 170 people died……Let’s just build cars and freeways in Vietnam.

– When you’re eight years old nothing is your business.

– If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

– I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.

– A lot of people say to me, ‘Why did you kill Christ?’….. I dunno, it was one of those parties got out of hand, you know.

– The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

– Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.

– Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

– I really dig what they do with a homosexual in this country. They put him into a prison with a lot of other men. That’s a really good punishment.

@cath 55 wrote:

@pete wrote:

was gonna stick a Frankie Howard link up but apart from Up Pompei and chat show links i cant find one

awwwwwwwwwww i love your new siggy i may steal it lol xxx

of course ya may cath use it for yours if ya want i can change mine