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I don’t give a monkey’s who wins the cr@ppy football :roll:
Roll on Wimbledon!!!!!!!! :D :D :lol: 8)
:-s Tennis? I suppose it’s ok to be warped in that way in the brain since you are a chapette. Such a comment from a chap, though, would lead me to the inevitable conclusion that they were not right in the head, like PB and Tomster.
I feel another football fever frenzy coming on for tomorrow. I feel my sinews stiffening as I type and, yes, I’m pretty sure that is my blood being summoned up. :D
The English, the English, the English are best:
I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest!
The rottenest bits of these islands of ours,
We’ve left in the hands of three unfriendly powers,
Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot,
you’ll find he’s a stinker or not.The Scotsman is mean, as we ‘re all well aware,
And bony and blotchy and covered with hair,
He eats salted porridge, he works all the day,
And he hasn’t got bishops to show him the way.The English; the English, the English are best:
I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest!The Irishman, now, our contempt is beneath,
He sleeps in his boots and he lies in his teeth,
He blows up policemen (or so I have heard),
And blames it on Cromwell and William the Third.The English are noble, the English are nice,
And worth any other at double the price!The Welshman’s dishonest, he cheats when he can,
And little and dark, more like monkey than man,
He works underground with a lamp in his hat,
And he sings far too loud, far too often, and
FLA-A-A-T.And crossing the Channel, one cannot say much,
For the French or the Spanish, the Danish or Dutch;
The Germans are German, the Russians are Red,
And the Greeks and Italians eat garlic in bed.The English are moral, the English are good,
And clever and modest and misunderstood!And all the world over, each nation’s the same,
They’ve simply no notion of Playing the Game:
They argue with umpires; they cheer when they’ve won;
And they practise beforehand, which ruins the fun!The English, the English, the English are best:
So up with the English, and down with the rest!It’s not that they’re wicked or naturally bad …
It’s knowing they’re FOREIGN that makes them so mad!
For the English are all that a nation should be,
And the flower of the English are Donald
(Michael!) and me!!A Song Of Patriotic Prejudice
by Flanders and Swann :D@*Sian* wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@*Sian* wrote:
I have no problems with anyone … I am british .. I said this was boring… just had a bit of banter to show our MaryJ the english hater we do have a sense of humour :lol: :lol:
now now Sian… where did I type I hate the English,,,,
im doin a JR HARTLEY…………. lol
I am with Pikey… you scots know nothing but what the scotman writes about the english. When I am in Spain or anywhere in europe for that matter, i listen to what the locals say, they talk of the few that spoil it for everyone else, nothing about the english people as a whole.
It is ok for everyone else to have faith in their team but the english. Weird huh?I know that we in England love any of the british Isles to win but as Owen stated, it isn’t quite the same story from the Scots, Irish or the Welsh.
You stand proud, why can’t we?
LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO,,,,, the Aussie have it rite…. BLEEDIN WHINGIN POMS…!!
@abitofmary_j wrote:
LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO,,,,, the Aussie have it rite…. BLEEDIN WHINGIN POMS…!!
F*CK YOU TOO! :evil:
@*Sian* wrote:
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO,,,,, the Aussie have it rite…. BLEEDIN WHINGIN POMS…!!
F*CK YOU TOO! :evil:
Aint she just a bitter faced Oooffer :lol: :lol:
You missed out TWISTED! :wink:
@*Sian* wrote:
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
@*Sian* wrote:
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO,,,,, the Aussie have it rite…. BLEEDIN WHINGIN POMS…!!
F*CK YOU TOO! :evil:
Aint she just a bitter faced Oooffer :lol: :lol:
You missed out TWISTED! :wink:
I will not go as far as twisted :lol: :lol: I know she is only having a bit of a joke :-# :lol:
lol name callin eh…. lol
JR HARTLEY…… i’ll cast another line will I…. lol
now the game last nite… welldone to ya’s… world class performance if ya’s continue to play shyte JMMOG… lol u where shyte…!!! continue playin like world cup amuters and u’ll be singin,….. UR COMIN HOME…. ur comin home… ur comin home cause u played shyte…
i mean,… i don’t disagree u have a guid fitba team…. but ur playin like the scots now… lol
Hear Hear.
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO,,,,, the Aussie have it rite…. BLEEDIN WHINGIN POMS…!!
F*CK YOU TOO! :evil:
in your dreams Owen lol now now a few threads i have read you being rather nasty and hatefull…. and its being said we’re the hatefull ones’/…. aint their a pot, kettle n black missin from ur name… your the one who cant seem to take critisism or a bit of banter eh…. and can’t even see ur team were above par…. ya’s need to raise ur game m8… anyways i want ya’s to get beat so my bet comes up…. BraZil n Spain final Spain to win…
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