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“What will you do when you leave football, Jack — will you stay in football?”
STUART HALL, Radio 5 Live

“Ah! isn’t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew”

“And he’s got the icepack on his groin there, so possibly not the old shoulder injury”
Ray French – Sky TV Rugby

“He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head”
Derek Johnstone – BBC TV Scotland (1994)

“And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley……unless somebody knocks us out.”
DAVE BASSETT

“Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.” (Ted Lowe)