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    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks
    that worry about using cold water to clean.

    John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan.
    After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
    However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,
    ‘Are these plates clean?’
    His grandfather replied,
    ‘They’re as clean as cold water can get em.
    Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!’

    For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
    Again, John was concerned about the plates,
    as his appeared to have tiny specks around
    the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,
    ‘Are you sure these plates are clean?’
    Without looking up the old man said,
    ‘I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you fret, I don’t want to hear another word about it!’ Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass.
    John yelled and said, ‘Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car’.

    Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!

    ‘Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!’

    #478140

    a mother was bathing her little son in the bath
    the lad points to his balls and said are those my brains mummy
    mummy replies not yet son but they will be one day.

    #478141

    lmao so true Cosy :)

    #478142

    my mate asked me what would you do if you were invisible
    i said id go down to market st and kick fck out of a mime artist
    imagine the round of applause he would get?

    #478143

    Best post ever Cosy – Love it xx
    Now robbed for my facebook status.

    #478144

    a bloke gets sent down and walks into his cell ,to find a 6 ft 6 beast of a man lying on his bunk oh hi ive been waiting for my new cell mate,lets play mummies and daddies,oh fck thinks the bloke and decides to box clever,ok i will be daddy,good choice sez the giant now get over here and suck mummys dik. :D

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