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Hitler’s cat
Now that was actually funny, Sophia; made me laugh.
Was this cat owned by the plonker in Ilford who had turned his house into a shrine to Der Fuhrer? Draped with swastikas, he used to jackboot around the living room, arm raised, to the sound of the Horst Wessel Lied.
I don’t think he was married, but I’m sure there are women who have a smiliar uniform fetish.
Not sure if he’s living in Ilford anymore.
Maybe he’s gone to America to help a candidate who wears a dead hedgehog on his head?
talking about hitler,ive no idea why I get this image in my head about our very own LD
in my world I call her adolfa
I picture her as a retired secondary school gym mistress
all bulging thighs and huge shorts,kinda like a big bunty,jolly hockey sticks and all that
bending her pupils over,if they havent brought a sick note from their mam
and giving them the dreaded slipperYou’d love it if LD gave you the slipper Mr Kart …… dream on me thinks
hello orson ive had some pretty exclusive jobs in my time tip worker bingo caller ive made valves in a factory I could go on but this job football correspondent really tickles my fancy good to see you orson always fancied myself as a brian moorewhat a guy he was btw
hello orson ive had some pretty exclusive jobs in my time tip worker bingo caller ive made valves in a factory I could go on but this job football correspondent really tickles my fancy good to see you orson always fancied myself as a brian moorewhat a guy he was btw
You’d give Chris Kamara a good run for his money milky !
welcome comrade bingo caller,and good morning to everybody(said in my best geoff boycott accent,unless you want me to switch to richie benaud rip)
now then
what am i on about today erm?
oh yeh i dont want you just as a correspondent milks,i see you more as a roving reporter digging the dirt on cheating overpaid nothing to do all afternoon so called football players
cheers ears.hi guys 1 0 down to Rotherham half time didn’t go today that’s another story anyway I was assigned a job here and my word is my bond last week a scandavian international joined Bristol city he came to the 3 lions pub to meet the fans he got asked serval times in the first two minutes if he wanted a pint no no he said I’m a international footballer I cant drink he picked folk wasn’t impressed ended up having 5 pints of blackthorn rolling around on the floor then having a accident proper bloke I’m impressed wont mention any names earnt my respect
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