Christmas…

@forumhostpb wrote:

I hate Christmas with a passion – it is a bloody terrible time of year. Why can’t we simply cancel it ….. permanently.

It gets dark early; the shops all charge outrageous prices for utter rubbish; you can’t even walk along the street without some ghastly drunken female vomiting the contents of her smelly fat guts all over her clothes and the pavement.

People you dislike intensly and wish they’d die of some dreadful disease insist on sending you cards with a religious theme (when the nearest they’ve been to a church is passing one on their way to the STFD clinic) – and then they complain when they don’t get a card in return.

Relatives you utterly hate and wish they’d get on with it and die, if only to leave others some money, insist on spending a ”family Christmas” with you – basically so they can eat too much; drink too much; and squabble over the TV remote control.

Stupid people spend far too much on pointless presents as a substitute for showing their illegitimate offspring any real affection – or they buy them grossly expensive electronic toys, thus condemning them to a lifetime of illiteracy and total social inadequacy.

You are forced into eating bloody Turkey for every meal for weeks afterwards. You cannot go out to any restaurant without being deafened by a bunch of boring louts from some local semi-solvent company having their ”Office Christmas Party” – i.e. yet another excuse to get drunk, take drugs and have unprotected sex in a shop doorway with anybody that happens to be passing at the time.

And best of all – Jesus Christ wasn’t even born on 25th December – so what’s the point of it all?????

i reckon your gunna get a visit from 3 ghosts in a week or two :lol: :lol: :lol:
have a little christmas spirit pet it may slackenyer ass a bit.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@rainbowbrite wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

@rainbowbrite wrote:

Lump of coal for PB on Christmas day then eh?

We should sit PB infront of a TV and make him watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” on loop until he takes all that back.

(However i agree about the Turkey part…. i go vegetarian for the Chirstmas season)

Ugh … ugh … how utterly ghastly. Oh …. and I forgot that you are forced to watch that dead bloke …. what’s he called ….. oh yes, Steve McQueen in that 1936 film in black & white all about some bloody delinquent in WW2 getting his just deserts from the Hun.

It’s on it 148th annual repeat now isn’t it?

Add:

Zulu
Mary Poppins
Santa Clause the Movie
The Wizard of Oz
james Bond films.. Moonraker is always a hit with the oldies.

Any more?

Oh and maybe McDonalds will bring out the McTurkey burger for the chavs.

they already have matey its called the festive burger. chicken an bacon. ugh!
theyve got sweetmince and custard tarts to burn yer mouth with as well, and of course the xmas mcflurry in some disgusting flavour which i didnt see.

@dee wrote:

Well ’tis nearly December so I decided I could start a thread discussing it.

What do you most look forward to at Christmas?

What do you least look forward to at Christmas?

I look forward to it being over :shock:

I least look forward to it arriving :wink:

she sounds a right cheery kunt :) i cant wait for crimbo,,i have everything but the food.I think its cos me wee Grandson is of an age to enjoy all the fuss,yet still too young to appreciate !

you would shag a split head ugo :)