Christmas Quiz Answers

We did a mega Christmas Quiz at work on Christmas Eve to pass the time until we could leave for the pub ! Many took it very seriously and scored very well . . however it was decided that the winner was actually the one with the least right answers but had the most witty ones . . . here’s a few to make you chuckle ( hopefully ) :lol:

Q: What was the gift my true love gave to me on the 6th day of Christmas
A: Geese laying . . romantic little fcker isn’t he

Q: What is the last ghost called in a christmas carol
A: Dead

Q: In the nutcracker section of fantasia what fungi dace the chinese dance
A: Athelete’s foot

Q: What glittery bits of metal are hung on a christmas tree
A: Knives

Q: In it’s a wonderful life what kind of spirit is clarence
A: Vodka

Q: What are tiny inexpensive gifts usually called
A: Cr@p

Q: What is the most popular tree topper
A: The person that p*sses everyone off on christmas day

Q: Why do people give water globes at christmas

A: Cos they’re cheap

Q: Where did joseph and mary live after they married

A: River cottage

Q: Why were mary and joseph trevelling to bethlehem

A: Cos mary went mental and said god was talking to her and told her to do it

Q: According to legend, what did santa have arranged back in 1901

A: F*ck buddy

Q: When distributing gifts in holland st nick is accompanied by

A: The police

Q: Who tried to have christmas abolished

A: The grinch

Q: What was christmas islands unwelcome in 1957

A: Marzipan . . most unwelcome tastes like sh*t

Q: In the carol Oh come all ye faithful, where were the faithful invited to come

A: Glastonbury festival

Q: What is Alladin’s surname

A: Bin Laden

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