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Isn’t it amazing the bad jokes you find in your Christmas crackers. Get aload of these what I had in some of mine. :lol:
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas
A mince spy
What did the digital watch say to the analogue watch?
Look! No hands!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
What is white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
Who writes these jokes anyway, they need shooting!! :lol:
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@chickenman wrote:
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Explain yourself before I throttle you like a chicken :shock:
haha do you get it? *rolls over laughing* :lol: :lol:
:roll: :roll: *nicks bangers out of crackers and tapes them to minx’s eye lids while shes asleep* :twisted:
Ouch! thats going to hurt! :shock:
*takes them off and tapes them onto chickenman’s eyes instead* :lol:
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