Christmas Cracker

20 Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs :roll:
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. :wink:
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! :oops:
4. If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst! :lol:
5. I’ve never seen a better spread! :)
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat. :wink:
7. Are you ready for seconds yet? :)
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it? :)
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some! :wink:
10. Don’t play with your meat. :oops:
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. :lol:
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once? :)
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time! :)
14. You still have a little bit on your chin. :wink:
15. How long will it take after you put it in? :lol:
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up. :wink:
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. :)
18. That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had! :o
19. I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning :lol:
20. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more! :shock: