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@forumhostpb wrote:
Well I for one am thoroughly puzzled. I re-read the Rotter’s post in which he says “I made this story up to impress a chatroom desperado like you”.
I am known to dabble in the black art of sarcasm from time to time, and I must say I found it a bit difficult to see this as sarcasm. I suspect that the Rotter didn’t think that his thread would get the attention or responses that it eventually did get.
That said, there is actually an underlying serious point here – even if the Rotter chose an odd way to bring it to people’s attention.
It really is a good idea if everybody has SOME knowledge of the correct action to take when confronnted with a person who is choking. The plain fact is that if you keep your head and apply the correct technique, you can save a life …. rather than panic and stand helplessly by as they suffocate to death.
Just to make it clear
i made the whole thing up
for the ensuing KudosA woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
Ken ya swaller? Asked Bluey
The woman signalled ‘No!’ desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?’ asked Bazza. The woman shook her head, No!!!
With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Bazza said in admiration ‘Ya know Bluey, I’d heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that’s the first time I ever seen somebody do it.’
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eeeeeeeeeeeew !!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha hah h ha ha….. fek me i nearly choked on me merlot….. ha ha ha !!!!!
This must be the funniest joke I have ever read in here . :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :
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