Choke

> NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH Two hillbillies walk into a
> bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine
> operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
> sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so,
> it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
> One of the hillbillies looks at her and says “Kin ya swallar?”
> The woman shakes her head no.
> “Kin ya breathe?” The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
> The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
> lifts up the back of her dress,
> yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
> with his tongue.
> The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
> flies out of her mouth.
> As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the
> bar.
> His partner says,”Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’,
> but I ain’t niver seen nobody do it!”