chocked

Following a nasty car accident, a man’s wife slips into a coma. After
spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital.
“It’s amazing” says the Doctor, breathlessly. “While bathing your wife,
one of the nurses noticed she responded to her breasts being touched.”
The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. “Well,” says the
doc, “if one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will
too.” So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand
under the covers and begins to massage her bits. Amazingly, the woman
begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting
outside. “Excellent!” he says. “If she responds like that to your
finger, I think you should try oral sex.” Nodding, the husband returns
to the room – but withi! n minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and
the medics pile into the room. “What happened?” shouts the doctor, as he
checks the prone woman’s pulse. “I’m not sure,” replies the man, looking
sheepish. “I think she choked.”