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A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts ‘this is a raid – everyone get on the floor!!’, and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer dead and shouts.. ‘Did anybody else here see my face?’.
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him dead also.
‘Did anybody else see my face?’ he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner..
‘I think my missus caught a glimpse….’
It took a few seconds, but then it sunk in.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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A man is having a shower, and when he gets out, he’s red all over..
A few seconds later, there’s a knock at the door.
He wraps a towel around himself, and goes to answer it.
Standing there is a Double Glazing Salesman. “Hi There”, says the showered man.. And with that, the towel drops.. Bearing all to the Salesman!! Scared, the salesman scarpers.. Down the street, across the road, and BOOM, he’s hit by a bus..MORAL OF THE STORY?
DON’T CROSS THE ROAD WHEN THE RED MAN IS FLASHING! :lol:
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