ah ha look at you lot from 5 years ago
miss wakey me,proper man city fan,emigrated to the states to marry blah
you remember blah
er chat up lines dont know any tbh,women usually chat up me,so ive no use for chat up lines
oh i remember one that was used on me
her,”was your dad a robber”?
me “wtf what do you mean”?
her,well who stole gods eyes and stuck them in you
me,”i dont mean to be rude luv,but im trying to play pool,now fck off im trying to concentrate,might speak to you later,now go and sit down
dismissed”