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@gyps wrote:
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
8)…..well, if u insist huni…i’ll get my coat :wink:
@beeker wrote:
I hate this!!
I hate that…”ohh…I had blah blah blah said to me and blah blah blah years later…blah blah blah…now we have two point four kids and a white picket blah blah blah……”
who gives a flying f@ck 8)
you obviously care, or else why post on the thread?
duh :lol:
Why is it that ”fucks” always seem to fly??? (Who gives a flying…….. etc).
to much redbull
it gives you wings…………….
What happened to all the caveman days of getting women?
Just smash them over the head with a big stick and drag them off by they’re hair 8)
So much easier :wink:
They twigged that one after a bit and all cut their hair short and became lezzers instead.
I much prefer just trying to talk to a girl normally, to see if she’s interesting, fun, etc rather than using corny lines……. but that don’t work either so if anyone has any good lines I’m listening!!!
@spanish wrote:
I much prefer just trying to talk to a girl normally, to see if she’s interesting, fun, etc rather than using corny lines……. but that don’t work either so if anyone has any good lines I’m listening!!!
thats how u had ur tongue doon sumone’s throat in the pic;s on forum 1… lol
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@spanish wrote:
I much prefer just trying to talk to a girl normally, to see if she’s interesting, fun, etc rather than using corny lines……. but that don’t work either so if anyone has any good lines I’m listening!!!
thats how u had ur tongue doon sumone’s throat in the pic;s on forum 1… lol
Nowt gets passed you eh MaryJ :lol: :wink:
Personally I don’t like corny chat up lines. I suppose in a bar I would just say “Hello, can I buy you a drink?” and take it from there. If she said “fuck off” then I would take the hint.
However, I heard a good one on, ermm I think it was The Weakest Link when Anne Robinson asked a young single bloke for his best chat up line. It went something like this:
Chancer:”Did you hear what happened to the overweight polar bear?”
Beautiful girl: “No :? “
Chancer: “Well it broke the ice”
Made me laugh! :lol:
@The Observer wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@spanish wrote:
I much prefer just trying to talk to a girl normally, to see if she’s interesting, fun, etc rather than using corny lines……. but that don’t work either so if anyone has any good lines I’m listening!!!
thats how u had ur tongue doon sumone’s throat in the pic;s on forum 1… lol
Nowt gets passed you eh MaryJ :lol: :wink:
Personally I don’t like corny chat up lines. I suppose in a bar I would just say “Hello, can I buy you a drink?” and take it from there. If she said “fuck off” then I would take the hint.
However, I heard a good one on, ermm I think it was The Weakest Link when Anne Robinson asked a young single bloke for his best chat up line. It went something like this:
Chancer:”Did you hear what happened to the overweight polar bear?”
Beautiful girl: “No :? “
Chancer: “Well it broke the ice”
Made me laugh! :lol:
my memory serves me well at times lol
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