chat up lines

I have to admit i like all chat up lines, corny ones too, unless they are particular offensive but even those, personally i dont mind,because they always make me laugh or smile even if its at the person delivering the line,and laughter makes u happy and if your happy then lifes good eh!, and at the end of the day they are an ice breaker for either further convo or a slap round the chops,if nothing else. :D

I have no need for them…women chat up me 8)

I’ve had some really bad chat up lines, one I can remember off the top of my head is you have a beautiful mouth, I’d love to have my c*ck in it… was rather gobsmacked at that comment

@forumhostpb wrote:

I shared a flat with a good friend (who is now a leading Barrister) many years ago. his ‘chat up line’ was to approach any female at a party and say words to the effect of ”Hello you seem to be alone at the moment – do you fancy a fuck???”

A surprising number of them said ”Yes”. Mind you he ended up with some terrible fat old dogs more often than not. Do you think that it’s only the ugly ones that say ”Yes” straight away in case the chance of a shag escapes them???

Exactly PB, your friend wasn’t very good though but i got my sh@g lol and when was that again @ 40 years ago no wonder im like i am :D

There is only 1 line i found gross and here it is………”Women will do anything for the taste of dairylea” :shock: And omg what a thought :-…