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Heard this one tonight…..
Hi, if i were you, i’d have sex with me….
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I have one but it’s real cheesey I dunno if I dare post it cos i know i’ll get a ribbing off one person LOL
I would expect you’ll get a ribbing of a couple of dozen of us…but let’s hear it anyway? :wink:
@gyps wrote:
Heard this one tonight…..
Hi, if i were you, i’d have sex with me….
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
.. the usual answer is… “Why, haven’t you learned from your parents mistake?” :lol: :lol: :lol:
don’t need chat up lines, just don’t drink and say you got a car and its parked outside the club
@james Belfast wrote:
I would expect you’ll get a ribbing of a couple of dozen of us…but let’s hear it anyway? :wink:
Ok brace yourself hahaha
Your eyes are like spanners everytime you look at me my nuts tighten :lol:
excuse me luv but can you catch ? yeah why ? cos there a couple of balls coming your way . :lol:
Here put ya coat on luv youve pulled ….. :lol:
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have to say them in a natural northern accent tho to get the full affect of the slap in the face :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fancy a f*ck?
Always worked for me :wink:
:shock: :shock: :shock: u mean chat up lines rnt a myth
long long time ago….. i can still remember….. lol in Australia… this drunk male twonk…. said in his loudest voice in pub…. here MJ id love to get into your knickers…. * i replied… listen hun, its ok ive already got 1 ar5ehole there i don’t wish another…. ‘ lol never been asked again my best reply as well lol
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