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@sunny wrote:
@pats wrote:
sashays in all ladylike an headbutts sunny..will u stop tellin every fooker i sound like a bloke! :evil: my voice is pure yorkshire……………..hehehe. an me white vest goes nice wif my teeny white shorts…………….dribble away rubes lol. :wink:
Yeah yeah and them aint nicotine stains on the back of them
cleans the pc montir of coffee lol
RITE U LOT…. GET A THREAD STARTED IN GOSSIP…. this is Slayers’ serious topic and we’ve all highjacketed the last 3 pages,,,, mind we’re in the serious section…
xsashay my erse..ya staggered..
/hands on ample hips..
now THIS is sashaying…..falls at micrphone
@rubyred wrote:
sashay my erse..ya staggered..
/hands on ample hips..
now THIS is sashaying…..falls at micrphone
drags rubes to gg gigglin like fook……………. :lol:
oops sorry slayer,,i once got a red letter back that said i had cancerous cells,,took half me cervix away and now when i get routine 6 month smears my wee cervix tilts ! so i make sure pals and daughter go get them..as it CAn save their lifes !
sorry as this is damm serious..younger lassies are scared,,please DONT be !
i mind (remember) the day my doctor fitted me in when Nurse was on her break,,i warned him in a moody she would use the biggest thing to dilate me,,and i came out jokingly .walking like john wayne..pointed at my wee foof making ” sore face” forgetting i was in a waiting room full of folks and the miners helmet joke did NOT go down weel !
eek..
@fastcars wrote:
Would I be correct in assuming vector is missing his oats and is feeling a tadge frustrated?
and his wee barra
@vector wrote:
@fastcars wrote:
Would I be correct in assuming vector is missing his oats and is feeling a tadge frustrated?
and his wee barra
:roll: :roll:
@sweetass wrote:
I guess the poor barstud who had to ‘go up’ there never went down well on his wife when he got home either….. Do doctors get therapy for trauma :wink: :wink: :?: Joke Rubes me ole mucker xxxx
They do however have unlimited access to an endless supply of happy pills tho
Which is probably needed after all those years at university thinking they were going to end up being a doctor only to find its just a glorified orifice job they ended up with :lol:
Well I’d probably hang some tinsel on it at the very least
@ubermik wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@vector wrote:
f/ck you slapper
Id rather be a slapper anyday than a BEAST
Which oddly enough seems to be the one thing he CANT do even tho he obviously still wants to lol
Bless :)
And he says “slapper” like its a bad thing :O:O:O:O
How NOT so is that :lol: :lol: :lol:
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