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This is just a fun thread.
Scenario:
It’s June and you have used up all your annual leave for that year. You have no leave entitlement for another six months.
You hate your job and your boss, who has bad breath and BO and decide you need a rest. You have six months worth of sick pay that you can claim and after consideration, you realise the only way to make use of it is to get certified insane.
What do you do to get certified insane?
@panda12 wrote:
This is just a fun thread.
Scenario:
It’s June and you have used up all your annual leave for that year. You have no leave entitlement for another six months.
You hate your job and your boss, who has bad breath and BO and decide you need a rest. You have six months worth of sick pay that you can claim and after consideration, you realise the only way to make use of it is to get certified insane.
What do you do to get certified insane?
A mention of posting on an internet message board is a start.
@terry wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
This is just a fun thread.
Scenario:
It’s June and you have used up all your annual leave for that year. You have no leave entitlement for another six months.
You hate your job and your boss, who has bad breath and BO and decide you need a rest. You have six months worth of sick pay that you can claim and after consideration, you realise the only way to make use of it is to get certified insane.
What do you do to get certified insane?
A mention of posting on an internet message board is a start.
Whilst dressed as Ann Widdecombe.
Go into the office armed with a Linx Deodorant spray in one hand and a Gold Spot breath freshener spray in the other…..using the element of surprise pounce and hold down your boss (you might need Kenty to help you here…. shes a black belt you know) thoroughly spray the offending parts ..and with a wild look in your eyes ….chant the end is nigh.. the end is nigh…
Might not get you certified but its certainly worth a round of applause from your colleagues :D
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Go into the office armed with a Linx Deodorant spray in one hand and a Gold Spot breath freshener spray in the other…..using the element of surprise pounce and hold down your boss (you might need Kenty to help you here…. shes a black belt you know) thoroughly spray the offending parts ..and with a wild look in your eyes ….chant the end is nigh.. the end is nigh…
Might not get you certified but its certainly worth a round of applause from your colleagues :D
Lol :P
I was actually wondering whether pretending to be a teapot would do it.
I could sing that song as well:
“I’m a little teapot short and stout
Here’s my handle, here’s my spout
When I see the the tea cups hear me shout
Tip me up and pour me out!”:shock:
@panda12 wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Go into the office armed with a Linx Deodorant spray in one hand and a Gold Spot breath freshener spray in the other…..using the element of surprise pounce and hold down your boss (you might need Kenty to help you here…. shes a black belt you know) thoroughly spray the offending parts ..and with a wild look in your eyes ….chant the end is nigh.. the end is nigh…
Might not get you certified but its certainly worth a round of applause from your colleagues :D
Lol :P
I was actually wondering whether pretending to be a teapot would do it.
I could sing that song as well:
“I’m a little teapot short and stout
Here’s my handle, here’s my spout
When I see the the tea cups hear me shout
Tip me up and pour me out!”:shock:
Nah…. wont work… I’ve tried it :D
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Go into the office armed with a Linx Deodorant spray in one hand and a Gold Spot breath freshener spray in the other…..using the element of surprise pounce and hold down your boss (you might need Kenty to help you here…. shes a black belt you know) thoroughly spray the offending parts ..and with a wild look in your eyes ….chant the end is nigh.. the end is nigh…
Might not get you certified but its certainly worth a round of applause from your colleagues :D
Lol :P
I was actually wondering whether pretending to be a teapot would do it.
I could sing that song as well:
“I’m a little teapot short and stout
Here’s my handle, here’s my spout
When I see the the tea cups hear me shout
Tip me up and pour me out!”:shock:
Nah…. wont work… I’ve tried it :D
Does anyone know a Panda song?
Hmmm.
I think I might try to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger on the train home this evening.
That’s bound to get me certified as no doubt they will think I’m an axe murderer! :P
@panda12 wrote:
Hmmm.
I think I might try to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger on the train home this evening.
That’s bound to get me certified as no doubt they will think I’m an axe murderer! :P
Will the ‘complete stranger’ understand English..?
@terry wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
Hmmm.
I think I might try to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger on the train home this evening.
That’s bound to get me certified as no doubt they will think I’m an axe murderer! :P
Will the ‘complete stranger’ understand English..?
By jove!
I will be throughly selective in my choice and look for someone who is decidedly British, old chap!
You know, handlebar moustache, bowler hat, tweed skirt, High neck blouse and sensible walking shoes.
Actually, a lot of foreign people speak English better than some English people.
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