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    /shamsons.. and gets her best punchline ready.

    “and for years.. I thought it was Roy Rodgers and trigger ! “

    #357408
    #357409

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rQyAvTHFK0

    the sickbed of cuchulainn .the pogues.

    dedicated to Esme in the memory of the night i was ejected from the orange lodge :)

    Yeah..me and Rubes are planning our comeback tour..starting with the Calton Protestant Defenders Loyal Orange Lodge 221 -every week night with a ‘Y’ throughout August, where we will be featuring a varied programme including a rousing performance of THE FIELDS OF ATHENRY (ably assisted by a Bobby Sands Lookalikey on flute and timpani) a slide show of our recent tour round they key sites of the Easter Rising, and a spectacular finale of DOWN BY THE GLENSIDE (THE BOLD FENIAN MEN) in mezzo-soprano, courtesy of writer Peadar Kearney and assistants, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker

    Grateful thanks in advance to Sharon, who has volunteered to give up her time to sell tickets..and hotwire a getaway car. :roll:

    :lol: :lol:

    That’s class Esme 8)

    Just hope there’s a sizeable buffet for the Bobby lookalike 8-[

    Yikes!
    (Bad taste)

    :-

    #357410

    @Sgt Pepper wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rQyAvTHFK0

    the sickbed of cuchulainn .the pogues.

    dedicated to Esme in the memory of the night i was ejected from the orange lodge :)

    Yeah..me and Rubes are planning our comeback tour..starting with the Calton Protestant Defenders Loyal Orange Lodge 221 -every week night with a ‘Y’ throughout August, where we will be featuring a varied programme including a rousing performance of THE FIELDS OF ATHENRY (ably assisted by a Bobby Sands Lookalikey on flute and timpani) a slide show of our recent tour round they key sites of the Easter Rising, and a spectacular finale of DOWN BY THE GLENSIDE (THE BOLD FENIAN MEN) in mezzo-soprano, courtesy of writer Peadar Kearney and assistants, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker

    Grateful thanks in advance to Sharon, who has volunteered to give up her time to sell tickets..and hotwire a getaway car. :roll:

    :lol: :lol:

    That’s class Esme 8)

    Just hope there’s a sizeable buffet for the Bobby lookalike 8-[

    Yikes!
    (Bad taste)

    :-

    I’ve just had an excited phonecall from the Rubester, suggesting we now finale with an authentic ‘dirty protest.’
    Howsoever, she’d replaced the receiver before I could ascertain as to whether I should shave my lady-parts in preparance for a bout of fevered fornication with the Bobby Sands lookalikey, or buy some ex-lax for the smearing of excrement up the walls of the Calton Orange Lodge Ladies Toilets.

    I fear the worst.:?

    #357411

    ffs.. ya couldnt hear me as you were in the middle of a coughing fit, as i mentioned it was YOUR round.

    My wizard wheeze was to blacken the face of Roy Rodgers, with various hues of peanut brittle and madras curry. I hear the Calton ladies are a pretty gruesome bunch, so we would have got Bobby to do it while we pretended to be at the buffet getting his Vol u vonts.

    As he was pulled out and battered by a thousand sovereign rings, we would merely get into the pope mobile,sponsored by blue lagoon pizzas. and make our way, to seek revenge, on the growlers from kinning park. Whom ,by this time shall be old ladies. But i shall never forget the faces of hate,they are implanted on my brain. After duffing THEm up, the world is our oxter!

    NEXT stop…. Bowhill and Methil in FIfe ;)

    #357412

    The Lodge Ladies limber up on a stroll to Lidl to stock up on snacks for the finger buffet. Big Irene in the white bunnet plans to detach the digits personally with her bicuspids..


    #357413

    Not sure if this fits here, but what the hell i like it..

    Dublin

    Grey brick upon brick,
    Declamatory bronze
    On sombre pedestals –
    O’Connell, Grattan, Moore –
    And the brewery tugs and the swans
    On the balustraded stream
    And the bare bones of a fanlight
    Over a hungry door
    And the air soft on the cheek
    And porter running from the taps
    With a head of yellow cream
    And Nelson on his pillar
    Watching his world collapse.

    This never was my town,
    I was not born or bred
    Nor schooled here and she will not
    Have me alive or dead
    But yet she holds my mind
    With her seedy elegance,
    With her gentle veils of rain
    And all her ghosts that walk
    And all that hide behind
    Her Georgian facades –
    The catcalls and the pain,
    The glamour of her squalor,
    The bravado of her talk.

    The lights jig in the river
    With a concertina movement
    And the sun comes up in the morning
    Like barley-sugar on the water
    And the mist on the Wicklow hills
    Is close, as close
    As the peasantry were to the landlord,
    As the Irish to the Anglo-Irish,
    As the killer is close one moment
    To the man he kills,
    Or as the moment itself
    Is close to the next moment.

    She is not an Irish town
    And she is not English,
    Historic with guns and vermin
    And the cold renown
    Of a fragment of Church latin,
    Of an oratorical phrase.
    But oh the days are soft,
    Soft enough to forget
    The lesson better learnt,
    The bullet on the wet
    Streets, the crooked deal,
    The steel behind the laugh,
    The Four Courts burnt.

    Fort of the Dane,
    Garrison of the Saxon,
    Augustan capital
    Of a Gaelic nation,
    Appropriating all
    The alien brought,
    You give me time for thought
    And by a juggler’s trick
    You poise the toppling hour –
    O greyness run to flower,
    Grey stone, grey water,
    And brick upon grey brick.

    Louis MacNeice

    #357414

    well I think it fits

    #357415

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rQyAvTHFK0

    the sickbed of cuchulainn .the pogues.

    dedicated to Esme in the memory of the night i was ejected from the orange lodge :)

    Yeah..me and Rubes are planning our comeback tour..starting with the Calton Protestant Defenders Loyal Orange Lodge 221 -every week night with a ‘Y’ throughout August, where we will be featuring a varied programme including a rousing performance of THE FIELDS OF ATHENRY (ably assisted by a Bobby Sands Lookalikey on flute and timpani) a slide show of our recent tour round they key sites of the Easter Rising, and a spectacular finale of DOWN BY THE GLENSIDE (THE BOLD FENIAN MEN) in mezzo-soprano, courtesy of writer Peadar Kearney and assistants, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker

    Grateful thanks in advance to Sharon, who has volunteered to give up her time to sell tickets..and hotwire a getaway car. :roll:

    I cant drive, never mind hotwire, but i could adapt a tandem easily into a three seater, plus we could attach one of those wee baby carrier things on the back to put all the parafinaliar into. :wink: haha… parafin!

    #357416

    OMG the mental image i just HAD there,was almost criminal !! us 3 on a bike,whizzing over the Kingston bridge,getting shouted at by bairns and auld men :)

    jaysus im chuckling yet !

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