If I can’t have Vernon (yes – I’m perfectly aware of what I said) then the Bargain Hunt spankmaster is in for a helluva time! Seriously, has nobody seen how creepy this guy is?
Just watching that Family Fortunes advert sets me off – he may as well just wear a t-shirt saying ‘I’m just trying to be a loud Bruce Forsyth, he’s my hero!’
As for Claire Sweeney, she does have a couple of redeeming features… :D