Anyone seen any good car window stickers lately ?
Here’s a few I have seen:
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
DON’T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
I’M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
OF COURSE I DON’T LOOK BUSY…I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON’T GO AWAY?
DON’T UPSET ME! I’M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.