Maybe when they are in Mcdonalds stuffing their bloated faces with big macs.
I was in the pub last week around a table with friends and some big lump of a woman came and sat at the table next to me, the worst thing was I’m sure she thought she was Kate Moss and not some 20 stone hippo as she seemed oblivious to her actual circumference. Instantly I was squashed against the table and had her flabby arms digging me in the side. In the end I had to move to the other end of the table in order to breath.
I’m sure she was happy though.