Can i look through neighbours windows.

Im dying here miss cherrie lol.

The roxton-quimbys from number 11 have just returned from their six month cruise around the world.

The spraggs are home too as i heard a crunch of wooden fence on bumper.

By the weekend i will tell you about the shufflebottom sack murder…yes murder!

I dont know it was just a murder miss cherrie…happens a lot around here.

It was like any other murder..there was a motive, a stray knitting needle to the heart and a muffled cry. She told the police it was ” beautiful and intense”.

She had suffered at the hands of mr shuffle for years…not the physical abuse but the mental type…slowly but surely he left her in shreds.

He was a very dominant character..ex army and still had the moustache..

He wouldnt let her out the house most days..she was just like a servant. Maybe she snapped one day and he payed the ultimate price.

I saw miss funnyfanny at the garage yesterday and she was telling me that mrs s thought they were having an affair. Apparently one night they were both in the street shouting obscenities at each other and mr s had to drag her back in to the house.

Im sure mrs s saw me watching her loading the body in the boot the other night. She took it to a local country park and dumped it in the lake.a young couple found the body the next morning whilst walking their pet labrador.

She was scrubbing the carpets to remove blood stains when the police arrived..she said it was raspberry jam but the forensics proved differently. After being taken down the station she confessed all.

A sorry tale…

Funnyfans lol

Its one of those gloomy afternoons here where the light forgot to show up.

All houses are alight with soft lamps and the flicker of tv pictures around the room.

Mr spraggs is fast asleep in his armchair with the dog cuddled in on his lap.

The roxton-quimbys are sipping tea from their china cups.

Miss funnyfanny is in the kitchen following some recipe no doubt. She looks sad.

Will tell you about the funnyfanny shufflebottom affair later.

That made me smile…

We could do the funnyfanny shufflebottom…

Takes suzannes hand and leads her on to the floor..holds her left hand and strokes her hair with the right…thats the hold..

Gazes in to those bright eyes and smiles

One two step…three four turn… five six bend…seven eight jump

And again…

One two step…three four turn…five six bend..seven eight jump

It’s a bit awkward jumping while bending over but i think youve got it.

We are ready for the local latin club and a meal for two after with plenty of wine…winks